Things you know nothing about but most others do

SWEnglandAddick

The whole Marvel/DC comic world, they seem to produce a film every month and I just don't understand it.

sam3110

Films

Stocks and Shares/investing

Most things on TV

"You see Walking Dead?"
"Nah mate"
"Game Of Thrones?"
"Nah"
"But you must have watched Breaking Bad at least"
"Nope"
"WTF do you watch?!"
"Sport, did you see that touchdown pass from Rodgers at 3am last night? Out of this world"
"......"

Swisdom

MuttleyCAFC said:

I go to Asda or Tesco for my petrol - they are usually the cheapest - Asda slightly cheaper than Tesco but you get clubcard points with Tesco.

Ask an AA man about Tesco fuel.....you'd be amazed how many people have fuel line issues and, when asked where they get their petrol from, it's a high percentage of Tesco fuel.

Swisdom

For me it's politics.

I don't understand Left wing / Right wing

No idea of the differences between Socialist, democrats, conservatives.

Doesn't interest me and never has.

i_b_b_o_r_g

That a mouthful of food should be chewed 15 to 30 times

DaveMehmet

Swisdom said:

For me it's politics.

I don't understand Left wing / Right wing

No idea of the differences between Socialist, democrats, conservatives.

Doesn't interest me and never has.

All you need to know is that they're all c**ts

Greenie

All the TV series, theres loads of them, box sets and all that, people I know watch all of them, I dont, I go out and have a life (naked of course)

man_at_milletts

Surpised nobody's mentioned sex yet.

boggzy

sam3110 said:

Films

Stocks and Shares/investing

Most things on TV

"You see Walking Dead?"
"Nah mate"
"Game Of Thrones?"
"Nah"
"But you must have watched Breaking Bad at least"
"Nope"
"WTF do you watch?!"
"Sport, did you see that touchdown pass from Rodgers at 3am last night? Out of this world"
"......"

Same!

*edit* apart from the sport thing at the end!

Lincsaddick

too many things to mention .. jack of a few trades master of even fewer .. a little knowledge is a dangerous thing .. all those good clichés

cafcdave123

Crop rotation in the 14th century

ForeverAddickted

MuttleyCAFC said:

I go to Asda or Tesco for my petrol - they are usually the cheapest - Asda slightly cheaper than Tesco but you get clubcard points with Tesco.

Sainsburys Pepperhill is nearly always a good bet for good petrol / diesel

cantersaddick

I'm sure @Greenie is gonna love this thread because he knows everything about everything and everyone needs to listen.

I_was_Floyd

Brexit, apparently but loads of others absolutely KNOW what's going to happen.

Plus:
Twitter
Instagram
Torrent(s)
Binary Math
Snapchat

DaveMehmet

cafcdave123 said:

Crop rotation in the 14th century

Was considerably (not much) more widespread after John.

Algarveaddick

Cars.
Mobile phones that do anything other than call or text.
All that family ties, blood is thicker than water stuff.

Greenie

cantersaddick said:

I'm sure @Greenie is gonna love this thread because he knows everything about everything and everyone needs to listen.

I knew you were gonna say that Mabel.

Missed It

Twitter

cafcdave123

DaveMehmet said:

cafcdave123 said:

Crop rotation in the 14th century

Was considerably (not much) more widespread after John.

Just shut up and tell me the answer!

DaveMehmet

cafcdave123 said:

DaveMehmet said:

cafcdave123 said:

Crop rotation in the 14th century

Was considerably (not much) more widespread after John.

Just shut up and tell me the answer!

Ok, but verbatim regurgitation is against my principles.

colthe3rd

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

ValleyGary said:

flyingkiwiDK said:

DIY

100% this. Some of my mates stand talking about skirting boards or grouting and I'll be there like you should have seen the Excel spreadsheet I knocked up in the office this week.

Love a spreadsheet

Me too.


FFS.

cafcdave123

DaveMehmet said:

cafcdave123 said:

DaveMehmet said:

cafcdave123 said:

Crop rotation in the 14th century

Was considerably (not much) more widespread after John.

Just shut up and tell me the answer!

Ok, but verbatim regurgitation is against my principles.

You spiteful bastard, Neil! Just because you've done loads and loads of work for this, just because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons of work for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've done absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and loads, loads and loads...

lolwray

The ways of women

thai malaysia addick

DIY (as mentioned before)
How a car works (I'm not sure I have opened the bonnet of a car for some time)
Types of tree

suzisausage

mobile phone tarrifs / usage - no idea how much it actually costs to download a programme, or browse the internet.

Algarveaddick

Not sure about the types of tree thing TMA. I think most of us are in the same boat as you mate...

SWEnglandAddick

Algarveaddick said:

Not sure about the types of tree thing TMA. I think most of us are in the same boat as you mate...

Had me stumped too

DaveMehmet

thai malaysia addick said:

DIY (as mentioned before)
How a car works (I'm not sure I have opened the bonnet of a car for some time)
Types of tree

The thing with modern cars is that you've pretty much got zero chance of fixing it yourself if you break down. The only time I ever open the bonnet on ours is to top up the windscreen washer fluid.

Usually it's a sensor that goes and you'll only find out which one by plugging it into a computer. Wouldn't have a chance trying some of the bodges I've used to get home in the past:

Using a paper clip to re-attach throttle cable to the carbs, turning the idle speed up to 2000rpm to stop it stalling when stationery, driving home with just 3rd gear working (praying that I wouldn't have to reverse) etc.

grumpyaddick

Towing a trailer
Motorbikes
Rap music
Facebook
Human anatomy.

grumpyaddick

Shopping malls
Celebrities
Loyalty cards
TV soaps
Err. .thats it.