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killerandflash
killerandflash Posts: 69,846
in Other Football and Sports
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2715665/brede-hangeland-names-emmanuel-adebayor-in-extraordinary-lazy-xi-rant-claiming-he-would-eat-muffins-in-the-gym/

Very interesting list from Brede Hangeland. He also mentions managers, and has a very interesting comment about a certain Alan Pardew
Was Pardew a playboy? I guess. Everyone’s seen him dancing in the FA Cup final and not all the players were happy with that. But he was a cool guy. He was more interested in attack than defence though for sure. After I told him I was retiring he sent me to scout my own replacement. I ended up recommending James Tomkins.

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  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    Ha, read the bit about Adebayor this morning in the hospital waiting room...

    Why am I not remotely surprised?
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    edited January 2017
    I know someone who would do a great job at CEO for Lazy Bastards FC.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    that bit about zaha is spot on. Always had potential but has never pushed himself and gone back to the home comforts of palace
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    kentaddick said:

    that bit about zaha is spot on. Always had potential but has never pushed himself and gone back to the home comforts of palace

    And didn't have the bollox for the fight to play for England so opted for C d'I
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    I honestly wonder if Chris Solly would fall into any of those brackets.

    I'm always in my seat prior to the players coming out for their warm ups and Chris always looks like he cant be bothered when warming up - Of course when the game begins he just switches on and is immense most of the time.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    I think he is just too busy worrying about getting injured warming up
  • jonseventyfive
    jonseventyfive Posts: 3,353
    I'll sit on the wing.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    JF Hasselbaink put on about a stone in one season playing for us, would love to know what his training regime was like.
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,169
    Seems that Hangeland's entire basis for whether someone is lazy or not is how much they go to the gym. Bit weird that
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,995
    killerandflash said:

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2715665/brede-hangeland-names-emmanuel-adebayor-in-extraordinary-lazy-xi-rant-claiming-he-would-eat-muffins-in-the-gym/

    Very interesting list from Brede Hangeland. He also mentions managers, and has a very interesting comment about a certain Alan Pardew

    Was Pardew a playboy? I guess. Everyone’s seen him dancing in the FA Cup final and not all the players were happy with that. But he was a cool guy. He was more interested in attack than defence though for sure. After I told him I was retiring he sent me to scout my own replacement. I ended up recommending James Tomkins.
    Excellent article.

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