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Scocus Bent: List of demands

Sco
Sco Posts: 2,623
edited May 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Seeing as I am number 7, the number of Charlton's one and only superstar player, here is my list of needs for tomorrow.

1) Wash and wax for my Bentley.
2) Wash and wax for my chest, back, cra...
3) Cristal (4C exactly) in my personal changing room.
4) Emergency moisturiser to counteract the aging affect of the grimaces I shall pull when not chasing a perfectly acceptable through ball.
5) Iron my vest top for the party.
6) Truffles for half time.
7) Gucci blanket for whatever WAG I feel like bringing on the day.
8) Gold leaf to replace what is lost off of my boots when I scuff them with the one pass I bother to make all game.
9) I will only run out onto the pitch to "I wanna be adored" by the Stone Roses. Wish they'd make an R+B version of that.

Comments

  • ISawLeaburnScore
    ISawLeaburnScore Posts: 9,779
    10) two pairs of sunglasses
    11) a shag?
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    12) A free bar tab for me and my agent ISawLeaburnScore.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    13) bag of chips for your shoulder ?
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    edited May 2007
    14) I want a ginger bearded stalker like my less talented namesake, Darren.
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]13) bag of chips for your shoulder ?

    Wot ov it?
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    [cite]Posted By: ISawLeaburnScore[/cite]
    11) a shag?

    Was that an offer ;-)
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,554
    [cite]Posted By: ISawLeaburnScore[/cite]11) a shag?

    Yes mate
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    lol
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]
    7) Gucci blanket for whatever WAG I feel like bringing on the day.
    .

    LOL, thats tickled me sco!

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