Scocus Bent: List of demands

Sco

Seeing as I am number 7, the number of Charlton's one and only superstar player, here is my list of needs for tomorrow.

1) Wash and wax for my Bentley.
2) Wash and wax for my chest, back, cra...
3) Cristal (4C exactly) in my personal changing room.
4) Emergency moisturiser to counteract the aging affect of the grimaces I shall pull when not chasing a perfectly acceptable through ball.
5) Iron my vest top for the party.
6) Truffles for half time.
7) Gucci blanket for whatever WAG I feel like bringing on the day.
8) Gold leaf to replace what is lost off of my boots when I scuff them with the one pass I bother to make all game.
9) I will only run out onto the pitch to "I wanna be adored" by the Stone Roses. Wish they'd make an R+B version of that.

ISawLeaburnScore

10) two pairs of sunglasses
11) a shag?

Sco

12) A free bar tab for me and my agent ISawLeaburnScore.

AFKABartram

13) bag of chips for your shoulder ?

Sco

14) I want a ginger bearded stalker like my less talented namesake, Darren.

Sco

[cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]13) bag of chips for your shoulder ?

Wot ov it?

Stu_of_Kunming

[cite]Posted By: ISawLeaburnScore[/cite]
11) a shag?

Was that an offer ;-)

Shag

[cite]Posted By: ISawLeaburnScore[/cite]11) a shag?

Yes mate

carlsberg

lol

[cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]
7) Gucci blanket for whatever WAG I feel like bringing on the day.
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LOL, thats tickled me sco!