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What would you do if you were trapped in a lift with RD and KM

mattaddick
mattaddick Posts: 655
in General Charlton
Best answer wins my memories of Port Vale away October 1990
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2017
    Prey it didn't break down.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,656
    Fart vociferously!
  • Dansk_Red
    Dansk_Red Posts: 5,728
    I would not get in a lift with those two, because their lift would only go one way DOWN.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    Have a dance with a smile on my face
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,903
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Fart vociferously!

    You beat me to it, damn!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2017
    Put my phone on loud speaker and player my favourite audio book. "Karl Robinson - I did it my way"
  • mattaddick
    mattaddick Posts: 655
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Fart vociferously!

    That is a level of debate they might be able to empathise with
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    Is there CCTV in there?
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Make eye contact and repeat the words 'Customers' and 'Weird' until they have to look away, and shrink into the corner. And when they do, repeat the names 'Powell' and 'Kermorgant' until they are crushed by the magnitude of The Truth.
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,580
    Piss vinegar

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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,042
    Have you seen Silence of the Lambs? Well, I'm now on top of the lift and I'm wearing Duchatelet's face.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,899
    I'd make Meire hit Duchatelet repeatedly with his own shoe whilst she recites great moments in Charlton's history. I'd then reverse the roles so that Duchatelet repeatedly punches Pinocchio on the beak whilst reciting his memories of all the Charlton games he's been to.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,685
    edited March 2017
    Cut the cable. Take one for the customers.
  • cafcledbury
    cafcledbury Posts: 1,228
    I would do a puppet show with them both
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,726
    Take a big shit
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,809
    1'38"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHjRQJZsUGg
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,969
    image
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,846
    https://youtu.be/-s3RTKE2QV8
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    no one has thought to press the alarm button yet? you're going to be stuck in there with those 2 a lot longer if you don't start with the basics
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    I'd phone a mate and get him to go round and bum their dogs

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  • Bigbadbozman
    Bigbadbozman Posts: 1,775
    Stop the lift, force them to listen to 'Easy Street' on repeat and force them to eat dog food sandwiches. Finally introduce then to Lucille...
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,257
    I'd prefer it if they were both trapped in the lift and there was a little tv screen in the corner. I would just play the Swindon away game on loop for 8 years. I would feed them both. But my hope is that at some point after about 764 showings or 6 months, they both go insane and their mental faculties are destroyed

    They've ruined my life, I'd like to ruin theirs
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,353
    If I had got in on the top floor with them, I would have said "I assume you want to keep going down".
  • mattaddick
    mattaddick Posts: 655
    I think I would superglue their faces to one another, dress them up as Russian Cossacks and insist they both learn the names off by heart of the 1947 FA Cup Final winning team. Then I might kill them.
  • red10
    red10 Posts: 835
    About 25 years !
  • Missed It
    Missed It Posts: 2,734
    If you're trapped in a lift how long is it acceptable to wait before resorting to cannabalism?
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
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  • WestCountryAddick
    WestCountryAddick Posts: 2,545
    Missed It said:

    If you're trapped in a lift how long is it acceptable to wait before resorting to cannabalism?

    Depends how many floors you're going. If it's a short trip, better get on with it.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Smile when the lift breaks down and say don't worry I don't do failure
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,260
    Take one for the team all day long. Beat the pair of them into submission/a coma whichever comes first. They have fucked us as a club I'm not sure I could control myself

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