As a distraction from all the takeover speculation...

aliwibble

According to this flyer Bexley Council are looking for sponsors for their dog waste bags. While the extremely juvenile part of my brain is tempted to suggest CARD make a small investment for the pleasure of seeing Roland's face plastered over bags of shite, who would you suggest should do it, and what should their promotional wording be?

Henry Irving

KFC

Alwaysneil

Clean up the streets, pick up Millwall.

Dave2l

Love the idea. Has to be Roland's face.

If not, perhaps a chocolate bar.

Twix, Mars, snickers whatever

StigThundercock

The pooh bags should have roly's face printed on the inside - "Keep Bexley clean:dump on this"

T_C_E

StigThundercock said:

The pooh bags should have roly's face printed on the inside - "Keep Bexley clean:dump on this"

Being an expert on Dog S*ite any advertising would go the outside. Placing hand inside bag, pick up said S*ite turning bag inside out and knotting handles to prevent s*ite from escaping from bag.

Macronate

They could be branded as 'Roly Poolys'.

man_at_milletts

T.C.E said:

StigThundercock said:

The pooh bags should have roly's face printed on the inside - "Keep Bexley clean:dump on this"

Being an expert on Dog S*ite any advertising would go the outside. Placing hand inside bag, pick up said S*ite turning bag inside out and knotting handles to prevent s*ite from escaping from bag.

Then hang on tree?