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  • cafcfancafcfan
    Have I made this up or was there a Mr Bean Xmas special where he painted Marmite onto actual twigs?
  • kentaddickkentaddick
    I could sit and happily eat myself to death on either twiglets, honey roasted peanuts or Bombay mix.
  • NumbersNumbers
    Shitlets
  • TelMc32TelMc32
    guinnessaddick said:

    Back in the day, a feast of Guinness was all that was needed.

    Isn't it time you changed your name to "dietcokeaddick" G?? :wink:
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house
  • iainmentiainment
    Numbers said:

    Shitlets

    Perpetual parody thread possibility.
  • CarterCarter
    cafcfan said:

    Have I made this up or was there a Mr Bean Xmas special where he painted Marmite onto actual twigs?

    No, that happened
  • ME14addickME14addick
    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Can't stand them.

    My top 5 would be:

    Pork scratchings
    Cheddar cheese cubes
    Decent cocktail sausages (not drowned in honey or mustard or god forbid both)
    Roast potatoes
    Those little triangular potato things

    http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20091222/Potato-Triangle-Snacks-1415860.jpg
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    ME14addick said:

    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.

    Same here.
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  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    They reckon that on an average lump of bar cheese, there's about 8 different specimens of piss on it (depending on how many people are in the boozer I spose).

  • SomervilleAddickSomervilleAddick
    SoundAsa£ said:

    ME14addick said:

    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.

    Same here.
    Just dip them in Marmite. Problem solved.
  • i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Loved it when Peter use to put all the seafood out in The Horse on a Sunday afternoon, meant you couldn't taste everyone's piss that had contaminated it.
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    AddicksAddict said:

    SoundAsa£ said:

    Horrible disgusting pieces of dry synthetic flavoured shredded hardboard that have been soaked in camel piss and vinegar.

    I'm intrigued as to how you know what hardboard soaked in camel piss tastes like.
    Simple really......by eating twiglets!
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    cafcfan said:

    Have I made this up or was there a Mr Bean Xmas special where he painted Marmite onto actual twigs?

    Get twigs, dip in Marmite. Who would know?
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    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    They reckon that on an average lump of bar cheese, there's about 8 different specimens of piss on it (depending on how many people are in the boozer I spose).

    In France maybe, I've yet to come across any pub in Thamesmead or Abbey Wood with free cheese and crackers at the bar
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    Eggs pickled in cloves chilli and garlic. Always finish off a beer festival with one. Lethal.
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    They reckon that on an average lump of bar cheese, there's about 8 different specimens of piss on it (depending on how many people are in the boozer I spose).

    You have to be there when they are put out, NEVER walk into a pub that has it all out at the bar already and dig in.
  • IdleHansIdleHans
    Same must go for those bowls of bombay mix in indian takeaways.
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    T.C.E said:

    image

    Get yourself down The Millers - a few of the woman have legs that look a bit like that.
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  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    TelMc32 said:

    guinnessaddick said:

    Back in the day, a feast of Guinness was all that was needed.

    Isn't it time you changed your name to "dietcokeaddick" G?? :wink:

    I used to live in Guinness buildings.
  • WrightCharlieWrightCharlie
    SoundAsa£ said:

    Horrible disgusting pieces of dry synthetic flavoured shredded hardboard that have been soaked in camel piss and vinegar.

    Is that camel piss and camel vinegar, or camel piss and ordinary vinegar :smile:
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    kentaddick said:

    I could sit and happily eat myself to death on either twiglets, honey roasted peanuts or Bombay mix.

    Bombay mix. Now you're talking.
  • kimbokimbo
    ME14addick said:

    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.

    I hate Marmite but like Twiglets
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    kimbo said:

    ME14addick said:

    I love Marmite but don't like Twiglets.

    I hate Marmite but like Twiglets
    Weirdo!
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    It's years since I've had a dish of prawns with pepper and vinegar alongside a pint. Are there any SE London pubs where the fish man still comes round?
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    AddicksAddict said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Not a fan of twiglets at all, best pub snacks are pork scratchings and salted peanuts imo.

    Do like pubs that put out cheese and crackers (has to be ritz crackers) and roast potatoes on a a Sunday and of course a QUALITY sea food stall/traveling fish man adds a great deal to a public house

    It's years since I've had a dish of prawns with pepper and vinegar alongside a pint. Are there any SE London pubs where the fish man still comes round?
    Not sure about SE London, but there's a couple of pubs near me that have a seafood being sold outside
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    SoundAsa£ said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    SoundAsa£ said:

    Horrible disgusting pieces of dry synthetic flavoured shredded hardboard that have been soaked in camel piss and vinegar.

    I'm intrigued as to how you know what hardboard soaked in camel piss tastes like.
    Simple really......by eating twiglets!
    Fallacious reasoning, I'm afraid.
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    McBobbin said:

    Eggs pickled in cloves chilli and garlic. Always finish off a beer festival with one. Lethal.

    Especially for everyone sharing your enclosed mode of transport!!!
  • LLMTPLLMTP
    ForeverAddickted said:

    T.C.E said:

    image

    Never seen one of those in a pub?
    The Bird in Hand in N13 has a kebab shop inside the pub.
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