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Dirty Dartford walking tours

InspectorSands
InspectorSands Posts: 5,188
edited March 2017 in Not Sports Related
This might be relevant to a few people's interests here...

I don't know if you're familiar with Paul Talling's Derelict London website and book. He does walking tours of derelict spots (and lost rivers too) - he does a great one around Woolwich that straddles both sides of the Thames. He's now about to launch tours of Dartford before it all gets redeveloped. I'm going to try to get on one of these as I hardly know the place, but I reckon a few locals might enjoy it too...

http://www.derelictlondon.com/dartfordwalk.html

*edit: the dates haven't been announced yet, if you sign up to the mailing list at the foot of the page you'll be told when they go on sale.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Got to include Flicks (or Zens for youngsters) in a dirty Dartford tour.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    thought that was gonna be a guided tour of dartford heath after hours
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    palarsehater said:

    thought that was gonna be a guided tour of dartford heath after hours

    You seem to be fairly knowledgeable on the subject already PH? :worried:

  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/dartford/news/sex-pests-plague-family-park-42611/

  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    DaveMehmet said:

    Got to include Flicks (or Zens for youngsters) in a dirty Dartford tour.

    gotta be some joke here regarding flick and zens
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,851
    Talking of Dirty...

    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/police-officer-sacked-for-watching-123219/
    Kent police officer sacked after looking at porn 2,000 times from work computer

    Between October 2015 and July 2016 the officer, who worked in west Kent, accessed pornographic material more than 2,000 times, on many occasions from a shared office, and searched for terms including “huge boobs”, “diora baird nude” and “michaela tabb hot”.

    The sites included fab swingers.com and x videos.com and accessing them had no policing purpose.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    'huge boobs' hahaha.
  • IT_Andy
    IT_Andy Posts: 477
    palarsehater said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Got to include Flicks (or Zens for youngsters) in a dirty Dartford tour.

    gotta be some joke here regarding flick and zens
    Or Air and Breathe, as it's been called a few years.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,902
    must admit i thought was some kind of dogging thread before i opened it ....but all the same i opened it !!!
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    palarsehater said:

    http://www.kentonline.co.uk/dartford/news/sex-pests-plague-family-park-42611/

    Me and my sister got flashed there about 30 years ago. This seedy old man jumped out in a flasher mac and exposed himself. My sister remarked "Is that it!" and, startled, he ran off. I didn't really think much of it at the time but I spent much of my youth riding my bike in that area on the glory bumps! Mental!

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  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    I'm actually interested in this. I was born here and I work here so it's an area close to my heart.

    Might be interesting
  • BartramBlitz
    BartramBlitz Posts: 675
    Id like go on this burnt find the link to booking page
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Blimey that copper needs to up his game, I have just spent the last 10 minutes checking out images of Diora Baird & Michaela Tabb and I would not say they are worth risking a job for.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    I work there as well @Swisdom - if you buy two tickets I'll hold your hand through the scary parts....
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    Swisdom said:

    I'm actually interested in this. I was born here and I work here so it's an area close to my heart.

    Might be interesting

    You realise the flasher may no longer be there right?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    eaststandmike said:

    Blimey that copper needs to up his game, I have just spent the last 10 minutes checking out images of Diora Baird & Michaela Tabb and I would not say they are worth risking a job for.

    Use the work computer?
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,851
    BartramBlitz said:

    Id like go on this burnt find the link to booking page

    I don't think the Dartford walk has any firm dates at the moment, but I will also be interested in it
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,648
    ValleyGary said:

    'huge boobs' hahaha.

    very 70s video.

    British gran and 3 bbc, leave on your office pals pooter.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,969
    eaststandmike said:

    Blimey that copper needs to up his game, I have just spent the last 10 minutes checking out images of Diora Baird & Michaela Tabb and I would not say they are worth risking a job for.

    Thanks, you've just saved me some wasted time
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Isn't Michaela Tabb the snooker referee?

    Maybe he wanted to get his balls in.
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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    ValleyGary said:

    'huge boobs' hahaha.

    Apparently that one was quite innocent, it was a site about Charlton Athletic and its managerial appointments 2014/17
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Fumbluff said:

    Swisdom said:

    I'm actually interested in this. I was born here and I work here so it's an area close to my heart.

    Might be interesting

    You realise the flasher may no longer be there right?
    Me thinks you doth protest too much! It was you wasn't it
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Fumbluff said:

    I work there as well @Swisdom - if you buy two tickets I'll hold your hand through the scary parts....

    Depends on your gender....and whether or not you have 'huge boobs' @Fumbluff
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,851
    Perhaps he thought fab swingers.com would explain how Jimmy Anderson perfected his out and inswinger...
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I've just spent a couple of minutes searching for Diora Baird and I can report that she is very attractive.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    must be a different michaela tabb.

    as on google this is what comes up.

    image

    Michaela Tabb is a Scottish snooker and pool referee, notable for establishing significant milestones for women officials in professional snooker.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Macronate said:

    Isn't Michaela Tabb the snooker referee?

    Maybe he wanted to get his balls in.

    Give it a rest
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Alwaysneil said:

    eaststandmike said:

    Blimey that copper needs to up his game, I have just spent the last 10 minutes checking out images of Diora Baird & Michaela Tabb and I would not say they are worth risking a job for.

    Use the work computer?
    Of course, I own the company :wink:
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,851
    DaveMehmet said:

    Macronate said:

    Isn't Michaela Tabb the snooker referee?

    Maybe he wanted to get his balls in.

    Give it a rest
    Bang on cue...
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    palarsehater said:

    must be a different michaela tabb.

    as on google this is what comes up.

    image

    Michaela Tabb is a Scottish snooker and pool referee, notable for establishing significant milestones for women officials in professional snooker.

    I thought I'd spied 'er before

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