The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

A-R-T-H-U-R

Fin

leftbehind

AFKABartram said:

F*** OFF WITH THE FISH SH*T


thank you :-)

Best post for over 1100 pages

Red_Pete_in_Dubai

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

And the steeleye span tribute band
will be singing "Are you eeling in the years"

Steely Dan not Steeleye Span

Taxi_Lad

Hooty and the Blowfish

WhenIwasLittleBoy

What a load bollocks. You have a guy who has a direct line to someone who is part of the takeover that has been going on for over three plus months and has now switched his focus to talking about fish. Unbelievable

SID

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

_MrDick

WhenIwasLittleBoy said:

What a load bollocks Pollocks. You have a guy who has a direct line to someone who is part of the takeover that has been going on for over three plus months and has now switched his focus to talking about fish. Unbelievable

Corrected for you ...

(You’re welcome)

andynelson

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

And your point is.....?

Henry Irving

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

@sid calm down and read the bite sized thread http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/80858/the-bite-size-takeover-thread#latest

Greenie

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

se9addick

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

I think the weather’s getting to someone.

T_C_E

Nearly all this stuff is rubbish, so I've stopped reading it. Thats how bad its got!

Curb_It

se9addick said:

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

I think the weather’s getting to someone.

He does have a point though. It's utter nonsense.

To_Be_Franck

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

Sid, don't be so Vicious

cafcwill

Curb_It said:

se9addick said:

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

I think the weather’s getting to someone.

He does have a point though. It's utter nonsense.

But it's OUR utter nonsense

Oggy Red

T_C_E said:

Nearly all this stuff is rubbish, so I've stopped reading it. Thats how bad its got!

With you on this one. I'll log on and see there are, say, 100 new posts since this morning.

So now I'll go to the most recent one, skipping 3 or 4 pages ...... if it's full of fish puns or people analysing to the nth degree about something which will never happen or exercising an overgrown ego, I know to give it a miss.

I'm still annoyed with myself for wasting half of last Sunday reading mostly bollox.

cafcfan

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

If you think they are supposed to be hilarious then there's no helping you. The basic premise is just to garner a chuckle, grin, the merest hint of a smile, a guffaw or even a groan.

So what got you up so crabby today?

Chizz

It doesn't help that the only alternative thread, to which people fed up with marine biology puns can go is called "bite-sized".

Mal

A good piece on Douchbag if not posted already.... http://www.hungarianfootball.com/2018/07/24/the-duchatelet-familys-international-football-empire/

SoundAsa£

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

And the steeleye span tribute band
will be singing "Are you eeling in the years"

Steeleye Span???
You mean Steely Dan!

SoundAsa£

andynelson said:

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

And your point is.....?

Cess pit Sid....strikes again.

daveydanger

SIDDARN!

Solidgone

I blame all this fish markarkey on those that are gym regulars wanting to increase their dolphins.

Rudders22

yep it's tripe

CH4RLTON

I hate

Mal said:

A good piece on Douchbag if not posted already.... http://www.hungarianfootball.com/2018/07/24/the-duchatelet-familys-international-football-empire/

I hate the twat so much

cabbles

Johnnysummers5 said:

HandG said:

Johnnysummers5 said:

JamesSeed said:

Has anybody else ever noticed that although there are loads of bands with fish related names, none of them are very good?

I liked Noah and the Whale and thought they were good

Sorry to be a pedant but a whale isn’t a fish.

Also, I thought you were finished on Charlton Life? You saw the fish bands and were reeled back in?

Can you show me, where I said I was finished with Charlton Life please

I think he means Seed

JamesSeed

cabbles said:

Johnnysummers5 said:

HandG said:

Johnnysummers5 said:

JamesSeed said:

Has anybody else ever noticed that although there are loads of bands with fish related names, none of them are very good?

I liked Noah and the Whale and thought they were good

Sorry to be a pedant but a whale isn’t a fish.

Also, I thought you were finished on Charlton Life? You saw the fish bands and were reeled back in?

Can you show me, where I said I was finished with Charlton Life please

I think he means Seed

I’m still here!
Just realised that I didn’t reply to the fella who asked why I trusted the Aussies.
Will reply next time I’m at home.

ShootersHillGuru

Do you think we will ever hear the truth about why this takeover has taken so so long and with so many false dawns ?

Would be unbelievably frustrating not to know the hero’s and villains of the piece.

Personally I have my doubts but I hope that VOTV is able to find out on all our behalf’s. I’m sure if it’s editor can’t get to the bottom of things then nobody will.

SID

cafcfan said:

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

If you think they are supposed to be hilarious then there's no helping you. The basic premise is just to garner a chuckle, grin, the merest hint of a smile, a guffaw or even a groan.

So what got you up so crabby today?

So start a fucking pun thread then, you can guffaw yourself 24/7 without filling this one up with shit.

Chris_from_Sidcup

SID said:

cafcfan said:

SID said:

I wonder whether all you pun specialists try them out on your other halves first before you submit them just to check how hilarious they are. Of course for anyone wanting to catch up on probably the most important period of our clubs history since the homecoming, they're not funny at all and you come across as a bunch of wankers.

If you think they are supposed to be hilarious then there's no helping you. The basic premise is just to garner a chuckle, grin, the merest hint of a smile, a guffaw or even a groan.

So what got you up so crabby today?

So start a fucking pun thread then, you can guffaw yourself 24/7 without filling this one up with shit.

Well something has sardinely got your back up.

I agree with you though, i absolutely hake it when the thread goes off topic.