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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    The film should be called Lord of the Thread.
    28 film series about the ruthless power struggle, intrigue and machinations of a Takeover thread dynasty, featuring among others the House of Doucher, Irving, and Pot Noodle.
  • Arry Addick
    Arry Addick Posts: 1,169
    DOUCHER said:

    Quite frankly, I'm a pest

    Just wanted to highlight this admission....regardless of the context. :smile:

  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,172
    Feel really sorry for this thread. Has descended into farce again...
  • addick05
    addick05 Posts: 2,348
    Fumbluff said:

    Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.

    Now quoting Adolf Hitler ! But you're not too wide of the mark.
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,908
    Cillian Murphy or Tom Hardy are popular so can play me!!!' Both have a bit of star quality although hardy may be better for the 2 henrys as he's played 2 people before in the same film!!! They can be a right wind up sometimes admin but I find them very fair minded - OAFDUMP , STRING VEST, COYR!!!!! see u at Bristol
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    cafc-west said:

    Feel really sorry for this thread. Has descended into farce again...

    OH No IT HASN'T.
  • CharltonByBlood
    CharltonByBlood Posts: 1,900
    edited April 2018

    Let’s all calm down we have all had a drink aint we

    I was so plastered at this time I don't even remember posting this
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956

    Let’s all calm down we have all had a drink aint we

    I was so plastered at this time I don't even remember posting this
    It helps to be pissed when reading this thread.
  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,380

    JamesSeed said:

    Uboat said:

    Uboat said:

    Chrispy51 said:

    Anyone else think @DOUCHER and @Henry Irving are the same person arguing with themselves?

    When this thread gets made into a film that will be a great twist at the end.
    so who plays:

    Doucher
    Airman Brown
    Red Henry
    Henry Irving
    NLA

    I'll start with Toby Jones for Airman Brown
    I was thinking Ian McKellen for Airman.
    Can I play Jimmy Seed's Grandson?







    Oh...
    Are you related to him?

    Why didn’t you mention this before. :wink:
    Do you have any proof that I actually am?

    Thought not.

    You lot on CL are always making false accusations.

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  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,212
    Roland Out (not to be mixed up with the new home button Roland Out) but the real Roland Out!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,236
    Well, that escalated quickly.

    : - )

    Keep up the good work AFKA
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    3blokes said:

    The film should be called Lord of the Thread.
    28 film series about the ruthless power struggle, intrigue and machinations of a Takeover thread dynasty, featuring among others the House of Doucher, Irving, and Pot Noodle.

    I'll play bloke with a dog dressed in beige chino's and suede hushpuppies, who walks by shaking his head and muttering WTF!! ;)
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    edited April 2018
    *waits for someone to say "Why is your dog dressed like that" ;)
  • addick05
    addick05 Posts: 2,348
    Bloody hell... Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you lot!
  • addick05 said:

    Bloody hell... Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you lot!

    Hmmm, Austrian sounding name... Red Bull MUST be involved!!!
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,811
    Can I play the bloke who cannot work out WTF is going on and cannot be arsed to read 651 pages to find out because he suspects this is all one big shaggy dog story. I won't need an Equity card to do it!
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    these last two pages have been comedy gold, really enjoyed it
  • for the record i threw the match with Airman , he needed the result as VOTV sales would peak should he get to the final and as a true charlton man i do recognise the work that VOTV does, so it was only right to not take the opportunity when it was there you could say it was #DoneDeal



    8)
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited April 2018
    Looking forward to the various documentaries - The Making of The Takeover Thread, and a dissection of what went wrong with the ill fated spin off Bite sized Takeover thread which was panned by critics, citing it as an El Dorado moment. Finally, the 25 year Reunion of the Takeover Thread, where the participants recall how it was, someone pretentious labels it as an art form, and then the release of The Takeover Pot Noodle, which is branded as “ Forever In A Plastic Pot”, and tastes of Red Bull and kangaroo.
    Action holistic figures which speak key phrases like “ Imminent.” “ End Of January.” “Two parties have agreed a price.” and “ Fuck off.” , and other souvenir items like a Calendar with no days in it, and actual recordings of UBoat sobbing into his cornflakes every morning will be available for download.
    Mega :+1:



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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421

    for the record i threw the match with Airman , he needed the result as VOTV sales would peak should he get to the final and as a true charlton man i do recognise the work that VOTV does, so it was only right to not take the opportunity when it was there you could say it was #DoneDeal



    8)

    So tempted to quote you and say, @Airman Brown would put you on your ar5e in a real match up. But I won't because you wouldn't believe the trouble I got into last time I quoted you. ;)
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited April 2018
    T_C_E said:

    for the record i threw the match with Airman , he needed the result as VOTV sales would peak should he get to the final and as a true charlton man i do recognise the work that VOTV does, so it was only right to not take the opportunity when it was there you could say it was #DoneDeal



    8)

    So tempted to quote you and say, @Airman Brown would put you on your ar5e in a real match up. But I won't because you wouldn't believe the trouble I got into last time I quoted you. ;)
    But it was so much fun Ray 8)


    wasn’t it Tony K you had a ball doing it ????
  • SOTF
    SOTF Posts: 1,149
    T_C_E said:

    3blokes said:

    The film should be called Lord of the Thread.
    28 film series about the ruthless power struggle, intrigue and machinations of a Takeover thread dynasty, featuring among others the House of Doucher, Irving, and Pot Noodle.

    I'll play bloke with a dog dressed in beige chino's and suede hushpuppies, who walks by shaking his head and muttering WTF!! ;)
    T_C_E said:

    *waits for someone to say "Why is your dog dressed like that" ;)

    I'm more impressed you've taught your dog to speak.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,871
    Is the semi final a contest to try and win the ITK cup. (The IN THE KNOW cup sponsored by Paddy power)

    I think some people would rather recieve a;

    "you clearly know a thing or two about what's going on regarding the sale of the club mate"

    Then see Charlton do well
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,212
    3blokes said:

    Looking forward to the various documentaries - The Making of The Takeover Thread, and a dissection of what went wrong with the ill fated spin off Bite sized Takeover thread which was panned by critics, citing it as an El Dorado moment. Finally, the 25 year Reunion of the Takeover Thread, where the participants recall how it was, someone pretentious labels it as an art form, and then the release of The Takeover Pot Noodle, which is branded as “ Forever In A Plastic Pot”, and tastes of Red Bull and kangaroo.
    Action holistic figures which speak key phrases like “ Imminent.” “ End Of January.” “Two parties have agreed a price.” and “ Fuck off.” , and other souvenir items like a Calendar with no days in it, and actual recordings of UBoat sobbing into his cornflakes every morning will be available for download.
    Mega :+1:


    The out takes should be fun too.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,200
    Is "ITK" an acronym for I'm Tony Keohane?
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,199
    3blokes said:

    Looking forward to the various documentaries - The Making of The Takeover Thread, and a dissection of what went wrong with the ill fated spin off Bite sized Takeover thread which was panned by critics, citing it as an El Dorado moment. Finally, the 25 year Reunion of the Takeover Thread, where the participants recall how it was, someone pretentious labels it as an art form, and then the release of The Takeover Pot Noodle, which is branded as “ Forever In A Plastic Pot”, and tastes of Red Bull and kangaroo.
    Action holistic figures which speak key phrases like “ Imminent.” “ End Of January.” “Two parties have agreed a price.” and “ Fuck off.” , and other souvenir items like a Calendar with no days in it, and actual recordings of UBoat sobbing into his cornflakes every morning will be available for download.
    Mega :+1:


    Bless. You think this will be all over in 25 years.
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,908

    for the record i threw the match with Airman , he needed the result as VOTV sales would peak should he get to the final and as a true charlton man i do recognise the work that VOTV does, so it was only right to not take the opportunity when it was there you could say it was #DoneDeal



    8)

    Tbf I think airman should b on minus points with the amount of own goals he's scored but admins decision is final - I've never been one to argue...
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Uboat said:

    3blokes said:

    Looking forward to the various documentaries - The Making of The Takeover Thread, and a dissection of what went wrong with the ill fated spin off Bite sized Takeover thread which was panned by critics, citing it as an El Dorado moment. Finally, the 25 year Reunion of the Takeover Thread, where the participants recall how it was, someone pretentious labels it as an art form, and then the release of The Takeover Pot Noodle, which is branded as “ Forever In A Plastic Pot”, and tastes of Red Bull and kangaroo.
    Action holistic figures which speak key phrases like “ Imminent.” “ End Of January.” “Two parties have agreed a price.” and “ Fuck off.” , and other souvenir items like a Calendar with no days in it, and actual recordings of UBoat sobbing into his cornflakes every morning will be available for download.
    Mega :+1:


    Bless. You think this will be all over in 25 years.
    Yes, you’re right, what was I thinking, it will be prob be known to future generations as the Hundred Years Thread. There will probably be a tapestry. Sigh :neutral:
  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,380
    Page 666:
    Club will be sold. Henry will get his promote, and he'll take Doucher out for a curry. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria...
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