If it was me I would make up some bags with quick release knots at the bottom. These can be sewn into your trousers (inside, hidden from view). Each time you leave the house fill up the bags and when you are somewhere discreet, release. Repeat this process and you'll be rid of the soil before Roland sells.
Comments
Sorry Chris but you will probably have to hire a skip.
Top soil delivered is ridiculously cheap
Because it needs to go on the road need licence £35
And can't pay cash on the 1st skip
Your welcome.
you can have a dance too if you want !
..tumbleweed blowing through etc
Thanks for all your replies