I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.
How many times have we all done that (without telling the lady in question I stress !!!)
I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.
How can you not have the nerve to ask to ask her out but have the nerve to say that?!
At an event in town about ten years ago, I said to a friend of mine "you scrubbed up well", only to discover she was not actually my friend, and was in fact a complete stranger. Several people laughed at me there and then. But the joke was on them - we left in a taxi together later that night.
Or so they thought. The joke was really on me - I paid for the cab and didn't get so much as a kiss.
For what it's worth, if you have an embarrassing memory that makes you cringe, try imagining it again, but this time with the Seinfeld theme music on top. Really does take the edge off.
I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.
How can you not have the nerve to ask to ask her out but have the nerve to say that?!
I asked him the same thing at the time and he didnt know.
I used to work with one of the nicest guys you could meet but had zero self confidence and was hopeless with women. He told me that he had met a lovely girl in a bar and they'd been chatting all night and getting on really well. At the end of the night, even though he was pissed, he didn't have the nerve to ask her out but instead said "I'm going to go home and masturbate thinking of you tonight"
He didn't see her again.
How can you not have the nerve to ask to ask her out but have the nerve to say that?!
I asked him the same thing at the time and he didnt know.
A 'young' attractive lady moved in across the road from us. For about a month I said hello waved and maybe passed the odd comment, all conducted from about 50 feet.
Then, I crossed the road one day as she came out of her house as there I was face to face with her.
I have always had zero confidence in the old romantic department. Anyway a girlfriend I had been going out with for a year or so once said to me: 'You're quite good looking in the dark'.
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He didn't see her again.
Or so they thought. The joke was really on me - I paid for the cab and didn't get so much as a kiss.
For what it's worth, if you have an embarrassing memory that makes you cringe, try imagining it again, but this time with the Seinfeld theme music on top. Really does take the edge off.
Then, I crossed the road one day as she came out of her house as there I was face to face with her.
"You look a lot younger from a distance".
What a complete bell.
Anyway a girlfriend I had been going out with for a year or so once said to me:
'You're quite good looking in the dark'.