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Elfsborg's programme collection is in my van

ArsenetattersArsenetatters
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Helping Mr and Mrs Borg move house tomorrow so have his entire programme collection in boxes. They fill the whole of my bloody van.

Any offers? Collection only.
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  • StigStig
    Museum?
  • ArsenetattersArsenetatters
    Stig said:

    Museum?

    They'd need to move to larger premises
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Stig said:

    Museum?

    No thanks unless there are some pretty 1950s programmes
  • blackpool72blackpool72
    Burn em
  • blackpool72blackpool72
    Only joking elfs, see you tomorrow
  • ArsenetattersArsenetatters
    blackpool72 said:

    Only joking elfs, see you tomorrow

    Have you seen the pile of old toot you're moving? More memorabilia that wouldn't fit in the van.
  • blackpool72blackpool72
    Arsenetatters said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Only joking elfs, see you tomorrow

    Have you seen the pile of old toot you're moving? More memorabilia that wouldn't fit in the van.
    Yes I was round there a couple of weeks ago. He has a fetish for collecting things.
    I counted seven gimp masks alone.
    See you tomorrow
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  • clb74clb74
    Arsenetatters said:

    Helping Mr and Mrs Borg move house tomorrow so have his entire programme collection in boxes. They fill the whole of my bloody van.

    Any offers? Collection only.

    Drop em round having a bonfire later
  • ArsenetattersArsenetatters
    clb74 said:

    Arsenetatters said:

    Helping Mr and Mrs Borg move house tomorrow so have his entire programme collection in boxes. They fill the whole of my bloody van.

    Any offers? Collection only.

    Drop em round having a bonfire later
    I guess you'd burn the Roland years first?
  • blackpool72blackpool72
    I think Chris would rather burn elfs
  • blackpool72blackpool72
    clb74 said:

    Arsenetatters said:

    clb74 said:

    Arsenetatters said:

    Helping Mr and Mrs Borg move house tomorrow so have his entire programme collection in boxes. They fill the whole of my bloody van.

    Any offers? Collection only.

    Drop em round having a bonfire later
    I guess you'd burn the Roland years first?
    I'd just like to see elfs face.
    When he lost his chesterfield programme on the train and I told him I had it, he nearly had a breakdown when I told him I was joking.
    Revenge for buying a round with your money.
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    15k for the van.

    10k for my progs and the balance to Arsene.
  • Pedro45Pedro45
    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

  • clb74clb74
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    Let me guess another freebie
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  • ArsenetattersArsenetatters
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    @Pedro45 - don't hold your breath!
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    clb74 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    Let me guess another freebie
    Are you taking the rise out of me?
  • clb74clb74
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    clb74 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    Let me guess another freebie
    Are you taking the rise out of me?
    New one for you elfs Pedro's given you the collection of programmes and you still want him to take you for a drink
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    clb74 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    clb74 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    Let me guess another freebie
    Are you taking the rise out of me?
    New one for you elfs Pedro's given you the collection of programmes and you still want him to take you for a drink
    I don't flag my buddies, but I could make an exception for you.
  • ArsenetattersArsenetatters
    Thunderstorms forecast for Dartford @ElfsborgAddick . Forgot to say - my van roof leaks. You did pack them in plastic bags? Oh bugger, they're in boxes.
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    A very subdued elf this morning.
  • cabblescabbles
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    A very subdued elf this morning.

    Are you actually getting rid of them?
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    cabbles said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    A very subdued elf this morning.

    Are you actually getting rid of them?
    F*** that!

    The programmes will be in my hearse.
  • ArsenetattersArsenetatters
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    cabbles said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    A very subdued elf this morning.

    Are you actually getting rid of them?
    F*** that!

    The programmes will be in my hearse.
    Not if I don't drive over to yours this morning. By the way, the van's front wheels are off the ground.
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Thanks for the list. I picked our the ones we want for the Museum.

    He won't miss them as long as we don't tell him
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