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Elfsborg's programme collection is in my van

Arsenetatters
Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
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Helping Mr and Mrs Borg move house tomorrow so have his entire programme collection in boxes. They fill the whole of my bloody van.

Any offers? Collection only.
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Museum?
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    Stig said:

    Museum?

    They'd need to move to larger premises
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
    Stig said:

    Museum?

    No thanks unless there are some pretty 1950s programmes
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,673
    Burn em
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,673
    Only joking elfs, see you tomorrow
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    blackpool72 said:

    Only joking elfs, see you tomorrow

    Have you seen the pile of old toot you're moving? More memorabilia that wouldn't fit in the van.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Henry Irving said:

    Stig said:

    Museum?

    No thanks unless there are some pretty 1950s programmes
    There's a few that date back further than that. There is one going back to 1923 - the last time the little fella brought a drink.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Arsenetatters said:

    Stig said:

    Museum?

    They'd need to move to larger premises
    He really should have brought a bigger place.

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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,673
    Arsenetatters said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Only joking elfs, see you tomorrow

    Have you seen the pile of old toot you're moving? More memorabilia that wouldn't fit in the van.
    Yes I was round there a couple of weeks ago. He has a fetish for collecting things.
    I counted seven gimp masks alone.
    See you tomorrow
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,673
    Stig said:

    Museum?

    Elfsborg or the programme's ?
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  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Arsenetatters said:

    Helping Mr and Mrs Borg move house tomorrow so have his entire programme collection in boxes. They fill the whole of my bloody van.

    Any offers? Collection only.

    Drop em round having a bonfire later
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    clb74 said:

    Arsenetatters said:

    Helping Mr and Mrs Borg move house tomorrow so have his entire programme collection in boxes. They fill the whole of my bloody van.

    Any offers? Collection only.

    Drop em round having a bonfire later
    I guess you'd burn the Roland years first?
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,673
    I think Chris would rather burn elfs
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Arsenetatters said:

    clb74 said:

    Arsenetatters said:

    Helping Mr and Mrs Borg move house tomorrow so have his entire programme collection in boxes. They fill the whole of my bloody van.

    Any offers? Collection only.

    Drop em round having a bonfire later
    I guess you'd burn the Roland years first?
    I'd just like to see elfs face.
    When he lost his chesterfield programme on the train and I told him I had it, he nearly had a breakdown when I told him I was joking.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,673
    clb74 said:

    Arsenetatters said:

    clb74 said:

    Arsenetatters said:

    Helping Mr and Mrs Borg move house tomorrow so have his entire programme collection in boxes. They fill the whole of my bloody van.

    Any offers? Collection only.

    Drop em round having a bonfire later
    I guess you'd burn the Roland years first?
    I'd just like to see elfs face.
    When he lost his chesterfield programme on the train and I told him I had it, he nearly had a breakdown when I told him I was joking.
    Revenge for buying a round with your money.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    blackpool72 said:

    Arsenetatters said:

    blackpool72 said:

    Only joking elfs, see you tomorrow

    Have you seen the pile of old toot you're moving? More memorabilia that wouldn't fit in the van.
    Yes I was round there a couple of weeks ago. He has a fetish for collecting things including crusty tissues.
    I counted seven gimp masks alone.
    See you tomorrow
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034
    15k for the van.

    10k for my progs and the balance to Arsene.
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,820
    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034
    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    Let me guess another freebie
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  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    @Pedro45 - don't hold your breath!
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034
    clb74 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    Let me guess another freebie
    Are you taking the rise out of me?
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    clb74 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    Let me guess another freebie
    Are you taking the rise out of me?
    New one for you elfs Pedro's given you the collection of programmes and you still want him to take you for a drink
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034
    clb74 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    clb74 said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Pedro45 said:

    Elfs took my programme collection when I moved a few years back so I'm glad he is keeping them now it's his turn to move house.

    And we still need to go for that drink.

    Let me guess another freebie
    Are you taking the rise out of me?
    New one for you elfs Pedro's given you the collection of programmes and you still want him to take you for a drink
    I don't flag my buddies, but I could make an exception for you.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    Thunderstorms forecast for Dartford @ElfsborgAddick . Forgot to say - my van roof leaks. You did pack them in plastic bags? Oh bugger, they're in boxes.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034
    A very subdued elf this morning.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    A very subdued elf this morning.

    Are you actually getting rid of them?
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034
    cabbles said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    A very subdued elf this morning.

    Are you actually getting rid of them?
    F*** that!

    The programmes will be in my hearse.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    cabbles said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    A very subdued elf this morning.

    Are you actually getting rid of them?
    F*** that!

    The programmes will be in my hearse.
    Not if I don't drive over to yours this morning. By the way, the van's front wheels are off the ground.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,221
    Thanks for the list. I picked our the ones we want for the Museum.

    He won't miss them as long as we don't tell him

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