The farting competition got so competitive that at one stage, having more or less cleared the two rows behind them both combatants simultaneously lent outwards to let one rip in the direction of their opponent
It was at this moment that Sue reaslised she would need to get past 3 people if she was going to break her 30 second record dash between half time whistle and being first in the buffet queue.
In an effort to educate the ill mannered louts that won't sit down and tend to inconsiderately block the view of others sitting behind them the club has asked those in the directors box to demonstrate what should be done. In this example, fans in the rows in front automatically lean out in response to cries from an older generation of 'you're blocking my view my good chap'
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Martin: Dont show off, least you've got an offer!!
"Fine mate you are. Why not tell me i am dressed like an extra from ze film Apollo 13?. I am a embarassment to ze cloob!"
Martin: Here we go loopy lou.
"It's no good leaning forward to get a better view, she's got her legs crossed, now sit back and behave!!"