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Keeping up with your kids lingo

addickfanatic
addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
edited September 2017 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
As you can tell by my use of the word lingo, I am probably not as up to date with what my kids are saying as I'd like to think I am. The Beeb have just posted this to test your knowledge of school slang

http://play.bbc.co.uk/play/pen/g7mc6qhdrx

Amazingly got 6 out of 10, pure guess work. I'd tell my kids but they'll just call me a sad git or whatever today's slang is
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited September 2017
    9/10

    My kids are 4 and 9 and if they come home from school talking like that I'll be propper vexed
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,613
    4/10.....and I have 3 kids aged between 10 & 14 - they must go to a nice school.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    So stupid.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    edited September 2017
    Good luck to them in a future Job Interview using language like this...
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,081
    6/10 Guessed most of them, kids are 17 & 12.
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    8/10
  • 6/10.

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  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    I have never, ever heard someone say "deep it". The more general "man, that's deep" or something - same sort of meaning, but you don't "deep it". The fuck is that?

    Should've got more than 7/10. Bar my mini rant on "deep it", the only new ones on me were pagan (less obvious) and ops (more obvious and I should've known).

    Calm.
  • 4/10 - guessed them all.

    Phil, I sent you a PM .
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    7/10, had only heard one of them before, Mandem but thats what my West Indian mate has been using for years.

    My daughter knows full well that if she ever comes home talking bullsh*t like that, then there will be trouble.
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  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    7/10 through pure guesswork - have only actually heard a couple of these words being used.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    deep it mon an vex me not
  • 6/10 all guesses though.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    9/10
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    Didn't know that ops was enemy as in opponents?
  • Missed It
    Missed It Posts: 2,733
    6/10 - bare guessing!

    My friend's a school teacher and he often tells how he uses the kid's own slang to engage and bring them in line. Never heard him use any of those though.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    6/10 thank fuck innit
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,981
    PaddyP17 said:

    I have never, ever heard someone say "deep it". The more general "man, that's deep" or something - same sort of meaning, but you don't "deep it". The fuck is that?

    Should've got more than 7/10. Bar my mini rant on "deep it", the only new ones on me were pagan (less obvious) and ops (more obvious and I should've known).

    Calm.

    6/10 The only one I knew was Peng, because you said Peng Munch (I believe).
  • Grandson just got 6/10. That's 6 too many. Grounded for a month blud.
  • 8/10 through guess-work.
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  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    edited September 2017
    8/10

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  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,472
    Thank god.......for a moment there I thought ops might have meant....old people suck!
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,484
    7 innit blud.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,472

    Good luck to them in a future Job Interview using language like this...

    Obviously this doesn't seem to be applicable to McDonalds.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,842
    10/10 but never heard of "deep it" and had to guess it.

    I have a friend who talks like he's a gangster so I've heard almost all of them before and managed to read between the lines.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    IA said:

    8/10

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    Ah, so that's where the fella went when the plane crashed at the end of Con Air!
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,484
    JohnBoyUK said:

    IA said:

    8/10

    image

    Ah, so that's where the fella went when the plane crashed at the end of Con Air!
    Thanks for the spoiler
  • If any of my kids come home and use any of those words they'll be getting a f***ing thick ear!
  • 8/10. Deep it and Ops got me. Always baffles me when I actually run into someone who uses this language, always seems like a parody.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Huskaris said:

    10/10 but never heard of "deep it" and had to guess it.

    I have a friend who talks like he's a gangster so I've heard almost all of them before and managed to read between the lines.

    He doesn't talk like a gangster if he uses these.