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Sillybilly
Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
edited September 2017 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Be careful lads and lassies. Just had a shower using my new bottle of Radox "strong tea tree and mint" 2 in 1 shower and hair gel. Safe to say that I am now applying lots of cold water to little SB and a few of my other bits. Not quite up to the classic Veet standard but ouch!!!!! Take care out there if purchasing!

For those who don't get the Veet reference, I copy below. An all time classic which had me in nearly as many tears as the reviewers.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD

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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,664
    What a sillybilly: )
  • I remember once, I must of been 15 and liberally applying the Brut aftershave, as Henry said "Splash it all over" not a good idea!

    Boy did it sting.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    edited September 2017
    Nice excuses boys ;).
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,613

    Be careful lads and lassies. Just had a shower using my new bottle of Radox "strong tea tree and mint" 2 in 1 shower and hair gel. Safe to say that I am now applying lots of cold water to little SB and a few of my other bits. Not quite up to the classic Veet standard but ouch!!!!! Take care out there if purchasing!

    For those who don't get the Veet reference, I copy below. An all time classic which had me in nearly as many years as the reviewers.

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD

    Done the same about a month ago - should be a health warning on their bottle. Now avoid anything with tee tree oil in it.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    Original Mint Source is the one. Will make your balls tingle for hours.
  • Original Mint Source is the one. Will make your balls tingle for hours.

    Mint Sauce!

    What were you doing, basting yer balls?
  • addix
    addix Posts: 1,183

    Original Mint Source is the one. Will make your balls tingle for hours.

    I bought Original Source Lemon & Chilli today. Might just bin it!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    edited September 2017

    Original Mint Source is the one. Will make your balls tingle for hours.

    Actually still remember the first time I borrowed this bastard off a mate (Butlins).

    Genuinely thought I'd lowered my Ed Balls into a bath filled with exploding candy. Brought on massive anxiety in the fear that you may never walk properly again but at the same time quite like it and wonder if this will prove in time to be a gentle first rung on the ladder of sexual perversion
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030

    Original Mint Source is the one. Will make your balls tingle for hours.

    That's the one to wake you up in the morning !
  • Original Mint Source is the one. Will make your balls tingle for hours.

    Their eucalyptus and black pepper one is good for that as well!
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  • I use it as lube
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    A couple of lines on a dry surface also makes everything tingle before a shower
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    About 2002.

    Benidorm
    Sunburn
    Mint Source

    That smarted a bit.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I've reached the stage in my life where this is the highlight of my day.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    McBobbin said:

    I've reached the stage in my life where this is the highlight of my day.

    This thread or mint shower gel
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    cabbles said:

    McBobbin said:

    I've reached the stage in my life where this is the highlight of my day.

    This thread or mint shower gel
    Mint shower. This thread just has me peering wistfully out the window for the sun to rise
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    McBobbin said:

    cabbles said:

    McBobbin said:

    I've reached the stage in my life where this is the highlight of my day.

    This thread or mint shower gel
    Mint shower. This thread just has me peering wistfully out the window for the sun to rise
    I want to get to an age where the crab stick thread is the highlight of my life
  • Original Mint Source is the one. Will make your balls tingle for hours.

    Was mentioned on Mock the Week tonight for exactly this reason!
  • yes ended up doing then when on a stag do. The veet review also came to mind. Minty fresh all night thou.
  • Original Mint Source is the one. Will make your balls tingle for hours.

    Actually still remember the first time I borrowed this bastard off a mate (Butlins).

    Genuinely thought I'd lowered my Ed Balls into a bath filled with exploding candy. Brought on massive anxiety in the fear that you may never walk properly again but at the same time quite like it and wonder if this will prove in time to be a gentle first rung on the ladder of sexual perversion
    Too

    MUCH

    INFORMATION
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890

    Original Mint Source is the one. Will make your balls tingle for hours.

    Actually still remember the first time I borrowed this bastard off a mate (Butlins).

    Genuinely thought I'd lowered my Ed Balls into a bath filled with exploding candy. Brought on massive anxiety in the fear that you may never walk properly again but at the same time quite like it and wonder if this will prove in time to be a gentle first rung on the ladder of sexual perversion
    It is, although I'm a bit of a romantic masochist at heart.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    After suffering a groin strain playing football I thought it would be a good idea rub in deep heat before going to bed. It wasn't a good idea though to sleep in the nude.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    I used hand sanitizer as lube once, thought I'd treat myself to a good time, ended up thinking my helmet was gonna dissolve.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    A friend of mine suggested that a Tic Tac heightened the experience of a blow job. I'm just going to have to take her word for it.
  • cafcfan said:

    A friend of mine suggested that a Tic Tac heightened the experience of a blow job. I'm just going to have to take her word for it.

    Space dust.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    I love the stuff, wash my feet with it every day in the shower. You must show it respect but honestly if you make it to the shower with the type of hangover I get these days that stuff soon helps you power through. It's like hot food, you can't go and wallop a vindaloo the first time you have a curry. Build up to the big stuff, then once you have hit the peak of a phaal the world of Indian grub holds no fear.

    This is also when Mint Source shower gel comes into it's own. My mouth can handle the heat of a phaal but my poor little dung button cannot the next day. So it's either working a mini milk ice lolly up your date or washing the starfish with mint source. Job jobbed
  • SOTF
    SOTF Posts: 1,149
    This makes me feel better.

    I bought a wrap for lunch on Friday from work and forgot to put Tobasco in it.

    Being the clever sort, I liberally applied it to the outside of the wrap. It absorbed really well and tasted just the same.

    Went to the toilet 10 minutes later and spent the next hour in the toilet trap with wet tissue wrapped around my genitals.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Solidgone said:

    After suffering a groin strain playing football I thought it would be a good idea rub in deep heat before going to bed. It wasn't a good idea though to sleep in the nude.

    Am now wincing and crossing my legs in sympathy.