I am sorry firstly LOL how could you let this happen? let your missus book or plan your stag... seconded VG i was like why would you even get that far :P haha
That's what the groom would have said when he saw the obese tangoed trollop starkers on the wedding night.
Lucky escape and I'm sure you'll join us Leuth in an act of male solidarity hoping him and his pals can get some redemption from ploughing a few good looking sorts on their sun sponsored jaunt.
That's what the groom would have said when he saw the obese tangoed trollop starkers on the wedding night.
Lucky escape and I'm sure you'll join us Leuth in an act of male solidarity hoping him and his pals can get some redemption from ploughing a few good looking sorts on their sun sponsored jaunt.
Yes Leuth, if nothing else, just think of the ploughing.
So, about time we started discussing the bigger issue here:
Would ya?!
Big fat ugly bird with orange skin, likes stealing off blokes, presumably has a generally offensive personality. Evidence of poor taste in interior design.
Reluctant "yes" from me. Would hope to acquire the green rug as part of the deal.
Some inbred job there will still bang her, I quite often look at some blokes and think "how the fuck did you end up with her" usually it's with squaddies who have fucked the town bike, gotten her pregnant and done the decent thing. Other times it's simple bullying from the female and a weakness from the male, sometimes it's total lack of confidence from the chap and a fear of dying alone. In this case the poor bastard has proposed to the first female willing to let him enter her meat sleeve probably against the better advice of his chums and landed in the situation he has.
Some inbred job there will still bang her, I quite often look at some blokes and think "how the fuck did you end up with her" usually it's with squaddies who have fucked the town bike, gotten her pregnant and done the decent thing. Other times it's simple bullying from the female and a weakness from the male, sometimes it's total lack of confidence from the chap and a fear of dying alone. In this case the poor bastard has proposed to the first female willing to let him enter her meat sleeve probably against the better advice of his chums and landed in the situation he has.
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It makes Margate look like Monte Carlo.
Lucky escape and I'm sure you'll join us Leuth in an act of male solidarity hoping him and his pals can get some redemption from ploughing a few good looking sorts on their sun sponsored jaunt.
Feel sorry for his mates if that's the sort of wages they're on
Would ya?!
Big fat ugly bird with orange skin, likes stealing off blokes, presumably has a generally offensive personality. Evidence of poor taste in interior design.
Reluctant "yes" from me. Would hope to acquire the green rug as part of the deal.
"Too good of a lad for a scumbag like that pal, she will get what’s coming to her.
"She’s got no f****r now.
"How a person can do something like that is beyond me.
"Evil cow. No morals."
That was from her brother....
poor ugly basket