cant beat that feeling of, feeling like youve just shat yourself
Remove debris with conventional paper, then wipe the dry shit you've just smeared all over your crack with wet wipes. Then dry with conventional paper if necessary
When the time comes to replace your favourite bong you can save a mint by pouring iso alcohol and rice into it, covering the holes and giving it a good shake. All the tar will disappear and it'll smoke as well as the day you bought it.
If anyone has any similarly miraculous life hacks for returning my other half to her mid 2000's pomp I'd be grateful to hear them.
Pour alcohol into her, cover her holes and give her a good shake.
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Pour alcohol into her, cover her holes and give her a good shake.
Wait, what?