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My Neighbour Upstairs Pt 3

sillav nitramsillav nitram
in Not Sports Related
Problem solved.

On another note, just wondering if anyone has access to a van and wouldn’t mind helping me get rid of a couple sacks that need shifting?

If so pm me, if you could come round about 2am would be great, oh and by the way, if you have a shovel, bring that too.

Cheers.

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  • Covered EndCovered End
    Someone has to ask. Did she move out ?
  • Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    Covered End said:

    Someone has to ask. Did she move out ?

    Only once someone with a van comes to pick her up.
  • harveys_gardenerharveys_gardener
    Bin bags bound with duct tape and a shovel to dig a hole 6 x 2 and 4 ft deep? I'm out but glad you have solved your problem.
  • sillav nitramsillav nitram
    Covered End said:

    Someone has to ask. Did she move out ?

    Check out Crimewatch.
  • MacronateMacronate
    One sack for her and the other for the rowing machine?
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Don't forget to remove the teeth
  • CallumcafcCallumcafc
    WTF
  • sillav nitramsillav nitram
    cafcdave123 said:

    Don't forget to remove the teeth

    Good thinking, Dave.
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    She’s moving in with you?
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  • Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    cafcdave123 said:

    Don't forget to remove the teeth

    Used to go out with a bird that had to do that otherwise she'd slice my shaft in two!
  • 1StevieG1StevieG
    edited October 2017
    I know a farm nearby has some hungry pigs....
  • Johnnysummers5Johnnysummers5
    sillav nitram said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Don't forget to remove the teeth

    Good thinking, Dave.
    Why have you got false teeth?
  • Raith_C_ChattonellRaith_C_Chattonell
    Surely this can't be the end? No season pt 4 then?
  • sillav nitramsillav nitram
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    Surely this can't be the end? No season pt 4 then?

    There could be a "Neighbour Resurrection"
  • seriously_redseriously_red
    sillav nitram said:

    Problem solved.

    On another note, just wondering if anyone has access to a van and wouldn’t mind helping me get rid of a couple sacks that need shifting?

    If so pm me, if you could come round about 2am would be great, oh and by the way, if you have a shovel, bring that too.

    Cheers.

    The stories people spin the morning after! So you slept with her... It's OK... nobody is going to judge you.

    Hope it works out OK :wink:
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    seriously_red said:

    sillav nitram said:

    Problem solved.

    On another note, just wondering if anyone has access to a van and wouldn’t mind helping me get rid of a couple sacks that need shifting?

    If so pm me, if you could come round about 2am would be great, oh and by the way, if you have a shovel, bring that too.

    Cheers.

    The stories people spin the morning after! So you slept with her... It's OK... nobody is going to judge you.

    Hope it works out OK :wink:
    What % of people would do that in a similar position?
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Best to chop the body up and hide it in different rooms around elfborgs flat - PM me for the address.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    seriously_red said:

    sillav nitram said:

    Problem solved.

    On another note, just wondering if anyone has access to a van and wouldn’t mind helping me get rid of a couple sacks that need shifting?

    If so pm me, if you could come round about 2am would be great, oh and by the way, if you have a shovel, bring that too.

    Cheers.

    The stories people spin the morning after! So you slept with her... It's OK... nobody is going to judge you.

    Hope it works out OK :wink:
    What % of people would do that in a similar position?
    How do you know what positions they did it in?
  • ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    ricky_otto said:

    Best to chop the body up and hide it in different rooms around elfborgs flat - PM me for the address.

    Have to chop up small for a studio flat.
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  • Johnnysummers5Johnnysummers5
    You say you need to get rid of a couple of sacks, would that indicate 2 bodies, sorry for being nosey, if it is two, I suggest you cut of both the heads you could use these as bookends if only one would make a good paperweight and pen holder.
  • cafcfancafcfan
    So, the situation now is that your neighbour upstairs has become your neighbour in Keston Ponds? Do you need to inform the Canadian Embassy? Have you put the rowing machine up on Ebay yet?
  • sillav nitramsillav nitram
    cafcfan said:

    So, the situation now is that your neighbour upstairs has become your neighbour in Keston Ponds? Do you need to inform the Canadian Embassy? Have you put the rowing machine up on Ebay yet?

    No, I’ve kept the rowing machine and I’m having great fun pissing off my neighbour below.
  • 19051905
    sillav nitram said:

    cafcfan said:

    So, the situation now is that your neighbour upstairs has become your neighbour in Keston Ponds? Do you need to inform the Canadian Embassy? Have you put the rowing machine up on Ebay yet?

    No, I’ve kept the rowing machine and I’m having great fun pissing off my neighbour below.
    So Sillav is next for Keston Ponds?

  • EastStandEastStand
    1. order anything off Amazon big enough to warrant one of their boxes
    2. save up as many of your hangover poos as you can bear
    3. pop em in the amazon box and sellotape it up - be sure to apply the tape liberally, to seal in the scent
    4. print out her name and address on a label sized bit of paper - apply this to the box
    5. leave in stairwell next to her door
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