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Things that disappointed you as a kid.

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  • Len Glover being sold to Leicester.
  • My Grandad lied.

    He said he'd take me to the wrestling if he could get away after his Saturday morning shift in the docks. After a certain time it was obvious he'd been detained and I wouldn't be going.

    A bit later, to the dulcet tones of Kent Walton it comes on the telly, and there he is sitting in the front row!

    It was fun later though, hearing Nan extract what had detained him at work and hearing him literally hang himself in lies and subterfuge.

    always thought that the wrestling was recorded rather than live ...if so your Grandad have even more to answer for
  • lolwray said:

    My Grandad lied.

    He said he'd take me to the wrestling if he could get away after his Saturday morning shift in the docks. After a certain time it was obvious he'd been detained and I wouldn't be going.

    A bit later, to the dulcet tones of Kent Walton it comes on the telly, and there he is sitting in the front row!

    It was fun later though, hearing Nan extract what had detained him at work and hearing him literally hang himself in lies and subterfuge.

    always thought that the wrestling was recorded rather than live ...if so your Grandad have even more to answer for
    I can assure you it was live. Kent Walton's commentary was wedged between the half time and full time football scores.
  • The reaction of my parents when I got caught shoplifting at the age of 12.

    There's no pleasing some people.
  • Stuart Leary being sacked and transferred to QPR.
  • Realising that I was shit at football
  • Realising that I was shit at football

    This one definitely not just once. It was at primary school, middle school and finally secondary school.

    I never fully accepted it. Especially seeing some of the shits that are at pro level! (Doesn't help having a few friends playing semi pro level)
  • Dazzler21 said:

    Realising that I was shit at football

    This one definitely not just once. It was at primary school, middle school and finally secondary school.

    I never fully accepted it. Especially seeing some of the shits that are at pro level! (Doesn't help having a few friends playing semi pro level)
    What the hell is middle school?
  • scott parker signing for chelsea.

    Absolutely gutted me as an 11 year old.
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  • When mum wanted to use the phone so I had to come off the internet.

    She wouldn't warn me, she would just pick the phone up and start dialling, which made a horrible noise on the dial-up.
  • Fishing

    My dad took me fishing when I was a kid, it bored the shit out of me.

    I know some people love fishing, but it really wasn't for me
  • Dazzler21 said:

    Realising that I was shit at football

    This one definitely not just once. It was at primary school, middle school and finally secondary school.

    I never fully accepted it. Especially seeing some of the shits that are at pro level! (Doesn't help having a few friends playing semi pro level)
    What the hell is middle school?
    expect its in middle earth
  • Having to go to school, when I could think of far better things to do

    Now you can just replace the word 'school' with 'work'.
  • When red non drying paint was put on top of the walls at the Valley.
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    Was so disappointed the first time I was knowingly awake as midnight approached. I kept asking ' is it tomorrow yet' and was upset that nothing actually happened as today became tomorrow.
  • Walking a mile to knock for one of your mates and they are out.
    Kids/Teens don't know how easy they have it nowadays with mobiles and social media.

    Having a spectrum when all your mates had a commodore
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  • I remember being absolutely pissed off when Eddie Firmani went to Italy.
  • Spotting My big breasted, blonde english teacher from australia out with her boyfriend in bexleyheath, that day before we got relegated from the prem against sheffield wednesday, what a shit weekend that was
  • That time growing up where you are comfortable with the order of things.
    You are one of the good guys, who hangs out with like-minded intelligent funny guys.
    You know and despise the guys that are arrogant or aggressive or vindictive or thick or bullying.
    And then you see the best looking girls walking out with those wankers :smile:
  • Virtually every time I bought a game for my 48k zx spectrum. Took ages to load, if it worked at all, and the graphics were normally cack. My mates had c64s as well to compound the pain
  • Fisting

    My dad took me fisting when I was a kid, it bored the shit out of me.

    I know some people love fisting, but it really wasn't for me

    Harsh upbringing mate.
  • When red non drying paint was put on top of the walls at the Valley.

    Still on some of my jeans, its a b*****D to get out. ;)
  • Walking a mile to knock for one of your mates and they are out.
    Kids/Teens don't know how easy they have it nowadays with mobiles and social media.

    Having a spectrum Binetone when all your mates had a commodore Atari

  • Spending hours slaving over a new conker to get it battle ready only for the primary school to ban conkers the very next day
  • Having to go indoors before the other kids at night because our mum worked night shift at The Brook Hospital and our old man was nowhere to be seen.

    When you got a brand new leather football for Christmas and the painted coating came off after a couple of months and when the ball got wet it weighed a tonne and would almost knock you out if you headed it.

    When you heard the ice cream van come down onto the estate but by the time you scrounged some money and went out there you saw the back end of it disappearing down the hill.
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