Some bloke called Bob emailed me from Zimbabwe

fenn3098

Some bloke called Bob emailed me from Zimbabwe wanting my bank details to send me millions of pounds? Jog on not falling for that ol`chestnut.

Solidgone

You might regret it...

thai malaysia addick

I can vouch for the fact that Bob is very reliable. Don’t be so judgemental.

shirty5

The army fella reading the 6 o'clock news was rubbish.

The_President

shirty5 said:

The army fella reading the 6 o'clock news was rubbish.

Was it Comical Ali?

clive

shirty5 said:

The army fella reading the 6 o'clock news was rubbish.

I couldn't see him.

Charltonparklane

fenn3098 said:

Some bloke called Bob emailed me from Zimbabwe wanting my bank details to send me millions of pounds? Jog on not falling for that ol`chestnut.

Is it the year 2003 where you are?

Valiantphil

Be careful cousin Benson doesn't charge you storage on the money.

Redrobo

Please don't take the risk. I know about these things. Send me your bank details and a copy of the letter and I will sort it for you.

nth_london_addick

Was it Belgian bob

addickfanatic

fenn3098 said:

Some bloke called Bob emailed me from Zimbabwe wanting my bank details to send me millions of pounds? Jog on not falling for that ol`chestnut.

@fenn3098 If he calls again ask him if he would like to invest in a South London football club, he just needs to contact squirrelface@cafc.co.uk. I think Uncle Bob and Douche could be an interesting negotiation

Uncle Bob- Damn British and their lies.
Douche- Quite right Bob, and their football customers are most difficult. Particular these CARD people.
UB- Leave them to me Roland, I know how to deal with difficult customers. How big are the cells at the Valley?
Douche- I’ve been thinking of making them larger, particularly for the Belgium 20, they keep ruining my birthday.Now the price how is 50 million?
UB- Just a drop in the ocean, will Zim Dollars suit you, they will be worth a fortune soon.
Douche- Let me talk to squirrel face, sorry Katrina. (Quick mumbling) she says that will do nicely, if you keep her on she has unfinished business with Naby.

dizzee

I just sent my details now and quit my job.

cafc999

Bob isnt doucher's source is he?

c4fcdenmark

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MrOneLung

Of course Mugabe is just an alias to hide his Yorkshire roots. He just reversed the letters of his surname. He is really Robert E Ba Gum

Wheresmeticket

Tough shit. He's under house arrest. You almost certainly missed out on a big payday.

Alwaysneil

Eh?

I'm gonna have to discuss how acceptable this house after thing is with my other dictator mates.

When does benevolent dictator become malevolent dictator?

As a benevolent... oh fuck it