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Some bloke called Bob emailed me from Zimbabwe

fenn3098
fenn3098 Posts: 171
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Some bloke called Bob emailed me from Zimbabwe wanting my bank details to send me millions of pounds? Jog on not falling for that ol`chestnut.

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  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    You might regret it...
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    edited November 2017
    I can vouch for the fact that Bob is very reliable. Don’t be so judgemental.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,212
    The army fella reading the 6 o'clock news was rubbish.
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    shirty5 said:

    The army fella reading the 6 o'clock news was rubbish.

    Was it Comical Ali?
  • clive
    clive Posts: 19,441
    shirty5 said:

    The army fella reading the 6 o'clock news was rubbish.

    I couldn't see him.
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    fenn3098 said:

    Some bloke called Bob emailed me from Zimbabwe wanting my bank details to send me millions of pounds? Jog on not falling for that ol`chestnut.

    Is it the year 2003 where you are?
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,409
    Be careful cousin Benson doesn't charge you storage on the money.
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Please don't take the risk. I know about these things. Send me your bank details and a copy of the letter and I will sort it for you.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Was it Belgian bob
  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    fenn3098 said:

    Some bloke called Bob emailed me from Zimbabwe wanting my bank details to send me millions of pounds? Jog on not falling for that ol`chestnut.

    @fenn3098 If he calls again ask him if he would like to invest in a South London football club, he just needs to contact squirrelface@cafc.co.uk. I think Uncle Bob and Douche could be an interesting negotiation

    Uncle Bob- Damn British and their lies.
    Douche- Quite right Bob, and their football customers are most difficult. Particular these CARD people.
    UB- Leave them to me Roland, I know how to deal with difficult customers. How big are the cells at the Valley?
    Douche- I’ve been thinking of making them larger, particularly for the Belgium 20, they keep ruining my birthday.Now the price how is 50 million?
    UB- Just a drop in the ocean, will Zim Dollars suit you, they will be worth a fortune soon.
    Douche- Let me talk to squirrel face, sorry Katrina. (Quick mumbling) she says that will do nicely, if you keep her on she has unfinished business with Naby.
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  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    I just sent my details now and quit my job.
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,967
    Bob isnt doucher's source is he?
  • c4fcdenmark
    c4fcdenmark Posts: 2,041
    .
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    Of course Mugabe is just an alias to hide his Yorkshire roots. He just reversed the letters of his surname. He is really Robert E Ba Gum
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Tough shit. He's under house arrest. You almost certainly missed out on a big payday.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Eh?

    I'm gonna have to discuss how acceptable this house after thing is with my other dictator mates.

    When does benevolent dictator become malevolent dictator?

    As a benevolent... oh fuck it

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