Musical Theatre - all the songs sound the same Star Wars Films - just don't like these sorts of films Harry Potter Films - adults 'not afraid to surprises the child in them', don't get it. Eating outside in blazing sunshine - those who push it most are the first to nick the shaded spots leaving you with a badly sunburnt neck. Dancing - pushed by those who can, I most certainly cannot. The hysteria of England fans at World Cup time - apart from one notable exception we invariably under achieve. Christmas - those that hate it will know why, those that love it refuse to acknowledge why anyone thinks it's less than perfect. You can call me Al - hate the song, hate the video. Going out to dinner with couples who are uncomfortable with anything but small talk - feeling bruised by such an evening last night Going to away matches where enjoyment is completely spoilt by those who insist on liberal use of the 'c' word for 90 minutes
Camping - I'm not Northern, why would I want to shit outdoors and sleep in a cold field in something considerably less comfortable than my bed.
Outdoor music festivals - as above, but with a soundtrack
Star Wars, Star Trek, any sci-fi really
Gourmet burgers at places like Meat Liquor, Byron, GBK, etc - a restaurant experience for people who don't like restaurant food, £12 for a lump of mincemeat in a bun
Rugby - respect the conduct of the sportsmen compared to footballers, but as an entertainment spectacle it's basically posh blokes called Rupert wrestling near an egg
People opening the windows when I'm driving, Noisy draughty nonsense, and it's invariably the person sitting on the other side of the car that takes the brunt of it. I want to listen to the radio...
Ooops, just realised this is turning into a general thing that annoys.
Camping - I'm not Northern, why would I want to shit outdoors and sleep in a cold field in something considerably less comfortable than my bed.
Outdoor music festivals - as above, but with a soundtrack
Gourmet burgers at places like Meat Liquor, Byron, GBK, etc - a restaurant experience for people who don't like restaurant food, £12 for a lump of mincemeat in a bun
We don't do heat well in this country, it's usually stifling and muggy. The nights are uncomfortable and sticky and you're lucky if you get three hours continuous kip. All those toffee nosed business twats sunbathing in Hyde or Regents Park in their lunch hour can do one.
Snow in England.
We can't cope if there's heavy snowfall, people slipping over, roads blocked, no sign of any snow ploughs. Bollocks to sledding down a hill or building a snowman with a mouldy carrot nose. It's cold and I want to be warm indoors.
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Tennis
Vihrat Kohli
The Premier League
Champions League
Star Wars Films - just don't like these sorts of films
Harry Potter Films - adults 'not afraid to surprises the child in them', don't get it.
Eating outside in blazing sunshine - those who push it most are the first to nick the shaded spots leaving you with a badly sunburnt neck.
Dancing - pushed by those who can, I most certainly cannot.
The hysteria of England fans at World Cup time - apart from one notable exception we invariably under achieve.
Christmas - those that hate it will know why, those that love it refuse to acknowledge why anyone thinks it's less than perfect.
You can call me Al - hate the song, hate the video.
Going out to dinner with couples who are uncomfortable with anything but small talk - feeling bruised by such an evening last night
Going to away matches where enjoyment is completely spoilt by those who insist on liberal use of the 'c' word for 90 minutes
bananas
star wars
wine
harry potter
ok - i lie ;-)
playing golf
golf shops
driving ranges
mini-golf
crazy golf
golf
golf clothes
golf shoes
books about golf
amateur golfers
golf clubs
Game of Thrones or the Hobbit type banal pony.
Nigella Lawson
Real Ale, real shiite more like.
Outdoor music festivals - as above, but with a soundtrack
Star Wars, Star Trek, any sci-fi really
Gourmet burgers at places like Meat Liquor, Byron, GBK, etc - a restaurant experience for people who don't like restaurant food, £12 for a lump of mincemeat in a bun
Rugby - respect the conduct of the sportsmen compared to footballers, but as an entertainment spectacle it's basically posh blokes called Rupert wrestling near an egg
Modern, post-gentrification pubs
Chinese food
Harry Redknapp
Dogs
Star Wars
Harry Potter
Sushi
Strictly
Rihanna
Lady Gaga
Paul O’Grady
Gardening
Chess
Christmas Jumpers
Swimming
It doesn’t help that I think they’re pretty naff anyway.
Ooops, just realised this is turning into a general thing that annoys.
We don't do heat well in this country, it's usually stifling and muggy. The nights are uncomfortable and sticky and you're lucky if you get three hours continuous kip. All those toffee nosed business twats sunbathing in Hyde or Regents Park in their lunch hour can do one.
Snow in England.
We can't cope if there's heavy snowfall, people slipping over, roads blocked, no sign of any snow ploughs. Bollocks to sledding down a hill or building a snowman with a mouldy carrot nose. It's cold and I want to be warm indoors.
England.
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