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Questions for the new ownership
Scoham
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Thinking ahead I thought it would be worthwhile putting together a list of questions for our new owner(s) ready for after the takeover is confirmed.
1. Have you or your direct reports ever had to escape a difficult situation at work by hiding in a laundry basket?
1. Have you or your direct reports ever had to escape a difficult situation at work by hiding in a laundry basket?
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2. What sort of flowers do you like receiving after being hammered 5-0?13
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Who are you?2
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What’s you view on food portion control - in particular chips?6
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Does Donald trump really have a bigger button than Kim Jong un?0
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Who do you hate more
Palarse or Smallwall0 -
When you shop for sofas do you prefer Harvey's or DFS?4
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Are you a multi-billionaire who is willing to pump hundreds of millions into the club each year so we can win the champions league each season ? If not, best to piss off now,1
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Will you stop me buying an u11 ticket even my birthdate is 1982?6
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1 Who owns the club?
2 What is the business plan for the club?
3 How and by whom will the business plan be funded?
4 What are your plans for the Valley?
5 What are your plans for the training ground?
6 What is your exit strategy?
Extra question to keep in with the mood of the thread
How soon will you build a state of the art museum?8 -
How tall are you?4
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Trust henry to come up with some actual questions
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Will you provide free travel to charlton’s home games in Somerset ?0
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Not stepped foot in the door yet and he already wants to know when they're leaving!!Henry Irving said:1 ?
6 What is your exit strategy?
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Would you rather get feltched or do the feltching?8
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How many managers can you interview in 24 hours?11
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not when, how?carly burn said:
Not stepped foot in the door yet and he already wants to know when they're leaving!!Henry Irving said:1 ?
6 What is your exit strategy?
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What shade of yellow are you painting the steps?
Who are the new mascots?0 -
How important is it for you that potholes are never allowed to form in the car park?
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Could you spend £11m on a trench?3
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Would you be agreeable to renaming the North Stand the Cupboard End?3
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Who is responsible for picking the team and deciding on tactics?
a) the manager, with support from his coaching staff
b) the chairman
Who is in charge of scouting?
a) a team of experienced scouts with expert knowledge of English football providing information and advice to the first team manager who always has the final say.
b) your next-door-neighbour's son, assisted by his Commodore 64.
When you appoint a Chief Executive, you'll be looking for someone who:
a) understands that football supporters are different from any other business' customers. Their sense of ownership is to be embraced and encouraged - we'll be a stronger and better club if we're all pulling in the same direction.
b) thinks that football supporters are idiots who have no right to complain about anything and should pay up, shut up and turn up at least an hour before kick to join in the pre-match dancing.2 -
Do you have anything against boilers?4
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Floodlight control.
Malaysian or Chinese?2 -
1) Do you know what a striker is ?
2) Can we have one please ?5 -
What's your reaction to rumours that you're no longer fit for purpose, and will shortly be replaced by a titanium prosthetic?0
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Are you considering allowing your staff time off for a piss.2
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Is this
a - your arse
or
b - your elbow?
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Will you keep Tone on in some capacity that requires him to serve Tea and Cakes in the Covered End?3
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Can you take penalties?0
