[Enter player's name of choice] - Can I have your shirt please?

cafcfan

This tactic seems to be working rather well but has so far exhibited a lack of ambition.

So, I'm thinking of trotting off down to Chelmsford City this pm with a sign:

Danny Green - Can I have your house please?

I quite fancy a new car too. Nothing too grand maybe a Range Rover or something.

i_b_b_o_r_g

Caroline Wozniaki

ricky_otto

Hayley Atwell.

2nd and 3rd posts have taken this thread off piste already!

Big William

Peter Garland - it's the only one that might fit.

bolloxbolder

Kelly Brook. I need a new bed spread.

cafc999

Big William said:

Peter Garland - it's the only one that might fit.

Might?

Chizz

Big William said:

Peter Garland - it's the only one that might fit.

Sorry, it's taken...

Henry Irving

"Ricky Homes, Can we have your Back to the Valley Shirt, please"

CafcWest

Cory Gibbs - not only a rarity... but I always wanted C Gibbs on the back of a shirt...work it out.

Big William

Chizz said:

Big William said:

Peter Garland - it's the only one that might fit.

Sorry, it's taken...

Damn - I'll have to see if Ade Akinfenwa ever wore the Charlton red :-)

StigThundercock

Alex Scott