You see some amazing things on this planet. Things to which the only response is 'wtf', or suchlike.
For instance, I was recently walking down my regular road when I noticed I was being followed.
And do you want to know who followed me?
It was a Muslim leftie. WTF!
How did I know he was a Muslim leftie, you ask. Well, the turban was one clue. And he was wearing an 'I Love The Transgendered' t-shirt. Case closed.
Anyway, you'll never believe what happened next!
The man approached me and asked me - on my regular road, no less - to excuse him. Excuse him what, I wondered! I began to grow suspicious.
I wondered if this man might be unemployed.
I'd love to be able to say what I think of being asked to excuse an unemployed Muslim leftie on my regular road, but I think it can best be summed up in a single expression. WTF!
Barmy situation. Who'd have thought it?
We are living in strange times.
What happened next made me think 'wtf' even more than before. I continued to walk forward on my regular road, and ignored the unemployed Muslim leftie. The next thing I saw was him standing in the gutter! Up to his ankles in a puddle. So, I realised, he's weird. Only weird people stand in puddles like that.
I'd love to be able to say what I really thought of him, but it's best left to three familiar letters. WTF!
You see some amazing things on this planet. Things to which the only response is 'wtf', or suchlike.
For instance, I was recently walking down my regular road when I noticed I was being followed.
And do you want to know who followed me?
It was a Muslim leftie. WTF!
How did I know he was a Muslim leftie, you ask. Well, the turban was one clue. And he was wearing an 'I Love The Transgendered' t-shirt. Case closed.
Anyway, you'll never believe what happened next!
The man approached me and asked me - on my regular road, no less - to excuse him. Excuse him what, I wondered! I began to grow suspicious.
I wondered if this man might be unemployed.
I'd love to be able to say what I think of being asked to excuse an unemployed Muslim leftie on my regular road, but I think it can best be summed up in a single expression. WTF!
Barmy situation. Who'd have thought it?
We are living in strange times.
What happened next made me think 'wtf' even more than before. I continued to walk forward on my regular road, and ignored the unemployed Muslim leftie. The next thing I saw was him standing in the gutter! Up to his ankles in a puddle. So, I realised, he's weird. Only weird people stand in puddles like that.
I'd love to be able to say what I really thought of him, but it's best left to three familiar letters. WTF!
You see some amazing things on this planet. Things to which the only response is 'wtf', or suchlike.
For instance, I was recently walking down my regular road when I noticed I was being followed.
And do you want to know who followed me?
It was a Muslim leftie. WTF!
How did I know he was a Muslim leftie, you ask. Well, the turban was one clue. And he was wearing an 'I Love The Transgendered' t-shirt. Case closed.
Anyway, you'll never believe what happened next!
The man approached me and asked me - on my regular road, no less - to excuse him. Excuse him what, I wondered! I began to grow suspicious.
I wondered if this man might be unemployed.
I'd love to be able to say what I think of being asked to excuse an unemployed Muslim leftie on my regular road, but I think it can best be summed up in a single expression. WTF!
Barmy situation. Who'd have thought it?
We are living in strange times.
What happened next made me think 'wtf' even more than before. I continued to walk forward on my regular road, and ignored the unemployed Muslim leftie. The next thing I saw was him standing in the gutter! Up to his ankles in a puddle. So, I realised, he's weird. Only weird people stand in puddles like that.
I'd love to be able to say what I really thought of him, but it's best left to three familiar letters. WTF!
You see some amazing things on this planet. Things to which the only response is 'wtf', or suchlike.
For instance, I was recently walking down my regular road when I noticed I was being followed.
And do you want to know who followed me?
It was a Muslim leftie. WTF!
How did I know he was a Muslim leftie, you ask. Well, the turban was one clue. And he was wearing an 'I Love The Transgendered' t-shirt. Case closed.
Anyway, you'll never believe what happened next!
The man approached me and asked me - on my regular road, no less - to excuse him. Excuse him what, I wondered! I began to grow suspicious.
I wondered if this man might be unemployed.
I'd love to be able to say what I think of being asked to excuse an unemployed Muslim leftie on my regular road, but I think it can best be summed up in a single expression. WTF!
Barmy situation. Who'd have thought it?
We are living in strange times.
What happened next made me think 'wtf' even more than before. I continued to walk forward on my regular road, and ignored the unemployed Muslim leftie. The next thing I saw was him standing in the gutter! Up to his ankles in a puddle. So, I realised, he's weird. Only weird people stand in puddles like that.
I'd love to be able to say what I really thought of him, but it's best left to three familiar letters. WTF!
I know the title should have been wtf but thought it might not pass the mods............
story today of a 26 yo women being questioned by west midlands police for putting an abusive note on an ambulance dealing with an emergency in her street & had to park outside her home.
I mean, wtf ????? Are some people so self obsessed or plain ignorant that they don't see the world around them.
Reminds me of an incident last year in the road where I live when an ambulance stopped right in the middle of road between parked cars on either side of the road and blocking cars from moving past in both directions instead of actually parking in the ample space right outside the house they were attending to. I was in no particular hurry at the time so just pulled over to one of the empty parking spaces in the road and listened to the radio and posted shit on here to pass the time...pissed other people off who had to get places though
Without turning this into a discussion about ambulances... I guess its easier for them to park in the middle of the road so they've easy access to the stretcher if one is needed or not - Parking in a space could result in someone pulling up behind them which could then in turn delay the ambulance from getting back to the hospital with a patient who needs urgent care, simply because they dont have the room to put the patient / stretcher in the back of the vehicle
story today of a 26 yo women being questioned by west midlands police for putting an abusive note on an ambulance dealing with an emergency in her street & had to park outside her home.
I mean, wtf ????? Are some people so self obsessed or plain ignorant that they don't see the world around them.
People in general who think the roadway outside their home belongs to them.
There's a house that's about a 5 minute walk from my work that has a huge sign telling employees of the company not to park outside their house (complete with CCTV symbols so you know they'll be watching you).
story today of a 26 yo women being questioned by west midlands police for putting an abusive note on an ambulance dealing with an emergency in her street & had to park outside her home.
I mean, wtf ????? Are some people so self obsessed or plain ignorant that they don't see the world around them.
People in general who think the roadway outside their home belongs to them.
Or people who put dustbins in the road to prevent you from parking.
happens a lot in the roads around The Valley. Always tempted to move them back onto the pavement (some even have the house number on them so you know who's it is) but I fear getting back after the game & finding my car has been keyed or the tyres punctured.
Are you sure this mythical man wasn't a Sikh? Only they make the best ice cream in the world. Except for Iranians who make a pistachio ice cream that is just dreamy.
story today of a 26 yo women being questioned by west midlands police for putting an abusive note on an ambulance dealing with an emergency in her street & had to park outside her home.
I mean, wtf ????? Are some people so self obsessed or plain ignorant that they don't see the world around them.
People in general who think the roadway outside their home belongs to them.
There's a house that's about a 5 minute walk from my work that has a huge sign telling employees of the company not to park outside their house (complete with CCTV symbols so you know they'll be watching you).
That, when I had a car, just made me park there. If I win the lotto there's a few down my road who'll find fully legal jalopies parked permanently outside their house.
The selfishness of a large number of individuals never ceases to infuriate me.
Ownership of the home isn't the issue though is it. There are as many arsehole homeowners as renters. If anything in my experience they are worse in terms of their sense of entitlement.
Spot the renter.
In my time I've rented. But currently I am paying a mortgage to buy my current house. So spot the one who jumps to conclusions.
story today of a 26 yo women being questioned by west midlands police for putting an abusive note on an ambulance dealing with an emergency in her street & had to park outside her home.
I mean, wtf ????? Are some people so self obsessed or plain ignorant that they don't see the world around them.
People in general who think the roadway outside their home belongs to them.
There's a house that's about a 5 minute walk from my work that has a huge sign telling employees of the company not to park outside their house (complete with CCTV symbols so you know they'll be watching you).
That, when I had a car, just made me park there. If I win the lotto there's a few down my road who'll find fully legal jalopies parked permanently outside their house.
story today of a 26 yo women being questioned by west midlands police for putting an abusive note on an ambulance dealing with an emergency in her street & had to park outside her home.
I mean, wtf ????? Are some people so self obsessed or plain ignorant that they don't see the world around them.
Arrested, thank goodness. 120 quid fine, max, if TV cop shows are anything to go by.
story today of a 26 yo women being questioned by west midlands police for putting an abusive note on an ambulance dealing with an emergency in her street & had to park outside her home.
I mean, wtf ????? Are some people so self obsessed or plain ignorant that they don't see the world around them.
People in general who think the roadway outside their home belongs to them.
There's a house that's about a 5 minute walk from my work that has a huge sign telling employees of the company not to park outside their house (complete with CCTV symbols so you know they'll be watching you).
That, when I had a car, just made me park there. If I win the lotto there's a few down my road who'll find fully legal jalopies parked permanently outside their house.
You see some amazing things on this planet. Things to which the only response is 'wtf', or suchlike.
For instance, I was recently walking down my regular road when I noticed I was being followed.
And do you want to know who followed me?
It was a Muslim leftie. WTF!
How did I know he was a Muslim leftie, you ask. Well, the turban was one clue. And he was wearing an 'I Love The Transgendered' t-shirt. Case closed.
Anyway, you'll never believe what happened next!
The man approached me and asked me - on my regular road, no less - to excuse him. Excuse him what, I wondered! I began to grow suspicious.
I wondered if this man might be unemployed.
I'd love to be able to say what I think of being asked to excuse an unemployed Muslim leftie on my regular road, but I think it can best be summed up in a single expression. WTF!
Barmy situation. Who'd have thought it?
We are living in strange times.
What happened next made me think 'wtf' even more than before. I continued to walk forward on my regular road, and ignored the unemployed Muslim leftie. The next thing I saw was him standing in the gutter! Up to his ankles in a puddle. So, I realised, he's weird. Only weird people stand in puddles like that.
I'd love to be able to say what I really thought of him, but it's best left to three familiar letters. WTF!
That handwriting screams 'full time mummy on benefits with 4 kids all with different dads who believes the government should stop handing out benefits to scummy bludgers '
Amended it for you, most normal full time parents or just normal parents as they're also known aren't scummy chavs who'd scribble a note on the paramedics van and would know it's "collapsed" not "collasped"...
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Muslims don’t wear turbans.
Sikhs wear them.
If I win the lotto there's a few down my road who'll find fully legal jalopies parked permanently outside their house.
120 quid fine, max, if TV cop shows are anything to go by.
I've never seen a face before that's capable of looking both 20 and 50.
Just asking for a mate
(walks away shaking his head....)