Altercation with a backyard Grasshopper

LennyLowrent

Dear CL,
Is the use of water cannon permitted in dispersing a biblical size fearless leaper?
Would like a South London angle on the topic raging in WA. and also, counselling a post traumatic by-standing gold fish. The A-Z please.

ValleyGary

As its not feathery, cute or fluffy you can murder it as you wish.

SuedeAdidas

Yeah. Belt it with a shovel.

LennyLowrent

Looks like Lennon, but jumps like Dasilva. Would be great at corners...

1StevieG

“Never put passion in front of principle, even if you win, you’ll lose” - Mr. Miyagi

Dippenhall

If he's wearing a long white robe and a Kung Fu black belt don't try it.

Fiiish

Just make sure you don't hit a snake or the CharltonLife Springwatch Stasi will be on your case.

Daggs

Too early for snakes yet, so no worry there.

blackpool72

Put a palarse scarf round it's neck.

You are then free to do whatever you want to the cnut

GlassHalfFull

From the title I thought you were in the depths of Zurich ....

Dazzler21

Dippenhall said:

If he's wearing a long white robe and a Kung Fu black belt don't try it.

Unless you’re @Greenie

nth_london_addick

Petrol and a lighter

LennyLowrent

He went underground (hosed down the drain) not before turning its Friday the 13th head and giving me that Manson look of "I'll be back"...