Sorry but I got you all beat, best Big Josh story ever.
I was walking near Sparrows Lane and saw Josh walking, shouted oi Josh he never even turned round. So I walked up to him and it turned out not to be him.
Sorry but I got you all beat, best Big Josh story ever.
I was walking near Sparrows Lane and saw Josh walking, shouted oi Josh he never even turned round. So I walked up to him and it turned out not to be him.
Sorry but I got you all beat, best Big Josh story ever.
I was walking near Sparrows Lane and saw Josh walking, shouted oi Josh he never even turned round. So I walked up to him and it turned out not to be him.
How funny is that
Disclaimer: this never really happened
You'll never get a stand up gig.
Stand up or sit down, for you I hear there's little difference!
Sorry but I got you all beat, best Big Josh story ever.
I was walking near Sparrows Lane and saw Josh walking, shouted oi Josh he never even turned round. So I walked up to him and it turned out not to be him.
How funny is that
Disclaimer: this never really happened
You'll never get a stand up gig.
Stand up or sit down, for you I hear there's little difference!
Cut him a bit of slack, he’s had to walk home from work today.
A couple years ago I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Josh Magennis.
I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Josh, but she wouldn't stop.
Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Josh Magennis put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
Day two of the 5th and final Ashes test in Sydney , the mrs and kids had flown home early on in the evening and the 4 dads are free . So with an Aussie mate we go to some trendy(ish) bar in Bondi , Strauss and Matt Smith are in there .... I’m out my nut and hear some northern Irish accents from a few young ladies , I go over dribble and talk shit before getting them to join in with a chorus of du du du Josh Magennis which they dutifully joined in with before moving away swiftly to talk to people not the same age as their dad
Sorry but I got you all beat, best Big Josh story ever.
I was walking near Sparrows Lane and saw Josh walking, shouted oi Josh he never even turned round. So I walked up to him and it turned out not to be him.
How funny is that
Disclaimer: this never really happened
You'll never get a stand up gig.
Stand up or sit down, for you I hear there's little difference!
Cut him a bit of slack, he’s had to walk home from work today.
Sorry about the outfit but at least it kept me warm.
Day two of the 5th and final Ashes test in Sydney , the mrs and kids had flown home early on in the evening and the 4 dads are free . So with an Aussie mate we go to some trendy(ish) bar in Bondi , Strauss and Matt Smith are in there .... I’m out my nut and hear some northern Irish accents from a few young ladies , I go over dribble and talk shit before getting them to join in with a chorus of du du du Josh Magennis which they dutifully joined in with before moving away swiftly to talk to people not the same age as their dad
There’s my shit Josh Magennis story
Unless Bondi has changed a lot since I was there in 2002 for the Ashes, Bondi is their version of Margate.
I fought alongside Josh in the trenches in WW1 - he's older than he looks. Saved me from certain death when he put his head in the way of a stray mortar bomb.
I fought alongside Josh in the trenches in WW1 - he's older than he looks. Saved me from certain death when he put his head in the way of a stray mortar bomb.
The last sentence exposes your lie sir. There is no way Josh would of made that header and you sir would be surely brown bread!
Sorry but I got you all beat, best Big Josh story ever.
I was walking near Sparrows Lane and saw Josh walking, shouted oi Josh he never even turned round. So I walked up to him and it turned out not to be him.
How funny is that
Disclaimer: this never really happened
I thought you were going to tell us one about when you signed him for Wolves on Football Manager and he got 22 goals and you got promoted to the Premiership.
A couple years ago I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Josh Magennis.
I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Josh, but she wouldn't stop.
Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Josh Magennis put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
I've read this at least 3 times now and it is the funniest and most disturbing thing I've read on CL for some time.
A couple years ago I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in, but Josh Magennis.
I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but I was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Josh, but she wouldn't stop.
Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Josh Magennis put down his magazine, picked up my niece, and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
I've read this at least 3 times now and it is the funniest and most disturbing thing I've read on CL for some time.
Day two of the 5th and final Ashes test in Sydney , the mrs and kids had flown home early on in the evening and the 4 dads are free . So with an Aussie mate we go to some trendy(ish) bar in Bondi , Strauss and Matt Smith are in there .... I’m out my nut and hear some northern Irish accents from a few young ladies , I go over dribble and talk shit before getting them to join in with a chorus of du du du Josh Magennis which they dutifully joined in with before moving away swiftly to talk to people not the same age as their dad
There’s my shit Josh Magennis story
Unless Bondi has changed a lot since I was there in 2002 for the Ashes, Bondi is their version of Margate.
What a f****** s*******!
Hi said "ish" but there is nothing trendy about Bondi; went in 2012 and it is pretty grim
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I was walking near Sparrows Lane and saw Josh walking, shouted oi Josh he never even turned round.
So I walked up to him and it turned out not to be him.
How funny is that
Disclaimer: this never really happened
I’m out my nut and hear some northern Irish accents from a few young ladies , I go over dribble and talk shit before getting them to join in with a chorus of du du du Josh Magennis which they dutifully joined in with before moving away swiftly to talk to people not the same age as their dad
There’s my shit Josh Magennis story
What a f****** s*******!