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The Red Robin
The Red Robin Posts: 26,153
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  • magic1999
    magic1999 Posts: 469
    Now listen very carefully I shall say this only once
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    KR - "What you think of Stormzy?"

    RM - "Overrated"
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    I can’t give a caption...purely because I’m so gobsmacked that somebody found a picture of Robinson with his mouth closed.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    KR - "Any chance I can have one of these training coats in my size?"


    RM - "After the take-over, but only if the Aussies have factored it into their list of IOUs"
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,867
    RM: "Wanna facetime Roland and call his Mum a c***?"
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    KR “did you lose a bet?”
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,082
    KM - I know I said that we needed a new striker, but there's no need to dress as a Swan Vesta !!
  • Pedro45
    Pedro45 Posts: 5,842
    KR - With you, Bow and Jacko on the bench, we'll have plenty of experience to call on should the injury list get any longer.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,738
    edited March 2018
    RM: Pssst... Wanna see this Whatsapp video I've got
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,130
    Richard is that you, or is Keith Allen buying the club?

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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,759
    RM looks like Michael Stipe
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    KR - “ Alright Muzza?”

    RM - “F*ck off you baggy c*nt....Your mums a f**king sl*g”

    KR - “true”.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,905
    KM - you been taking fashion advice from @T_C_E again ?
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,258
    Free pair of sunglasses with every happy meal.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited March 2018
    Robinson 'look at me I'm a corporal'
  • MountsfieldPark
    MountsfieldPark Posts: 2,074
    One day, lad, all this will be yours!

    Listen, lad. I built this training ground up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other directors said I was daft to build a training ground on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... never got built! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the swampiest building site in these islands.

    (With apologies to Monty Python.)
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,173
    edited March 2018
    MountsfieldPark said:

    One day, lad, all this will be yours!

    Listen, lad. I built this training ground up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other directors said I was daft to build a training ground on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... never got built! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the swampiest building site in these islands.

    (With apologies to Monty Python.)

    You missed out the sons reply, KR “What the curtains, I don’t like the curtains”
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    SuedeAdidas said:

    RM looks like Michael Stipe

    Looks like the geezer out of REM an all
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    KR - "Dick"

    RM - "What?"

    KR - "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Zoot out the muppets?"
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,209
    RM: Josh has taken it better than I thought he would. I'm sure the medical team will be able to sew Solly's arm back on.

    KR: Jesus, he's an animal. I think I'm going to be sick.

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  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,209
    edited March 2018
    Funny place to hold the 'Snatch' cast reunion.

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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,092
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up....
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,835
    KR: Help me, Obi-Wan Murray. You’re my only hope.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,835
    KR: Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    Its a great disguise Roland, no one will spot you.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,426
    Hardly surprising we have all these feckin injuries, who the feck authorised that feckin great big ditch to be dug there?
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    FSG: Don't light any fags for a while la, 'ad a curry and a few stellas last night and I'm about to do me mersey ferry impression
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,905
    Mick Jagger pops in to watch his local club in training.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,978
    The Pet Shop Boys visit our training ground
  • Arry Addick
    Arry Addick Posts: 1,171
    KR "I've just eaten a microwaved Pot Noodle as recommended by the a fan on Charlton Life".

    RM "That was me you Scouse twat!"

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