So, what gives you the horn..?

LennyLowrent

And please try to stay clear of the obvious like stationary shops, buble wraps, the sound of typewriter in wooden office etc'.
No, this time I'd like you to stretch yourself a bit more.
Me..?
Nothing turnes me on more than the look of boredom in the object of my desire.
And I am a master in inducing it.
What follows is often tragic but who knows?
I'm sure a Librarian somewhere is hungry to Ulysses with me...

Callumcafc

When we signed Danny Green from under Sheffield Wednesday's nose.

Addickted4life

Fumbluff

ElfsborgAddick

I'm not getting involved with this one.

Addickted

ElfsborgAddick said:

I'm not getting involved with this one.

Is it something to do with Snow White?

SuedeAdidas

When the dead Pope was laying there on that catafalque - and someone had gone to the trouble of clipping his nostril hair.......

Fumbluff

ElfsborgAddick said:

I'm not getting involved with this one.

The one on the top or the one on the bottom?

SuedeAdidas

Fumbluff said:

Is that a blade of grass in the foreground or has he brought some kind of shagging prop with him?

Fumbluff

Sorry to disappoint @SuedeAdidas but I didn’t capture the photograph myself so I fear your question may go unanswered

bazjonster

Just when you think that some of the threads on here couldn't possibly get any more banal!!

Scoham

This is just a thinly veiled pot noodle thread.

https://youtu.be/ZCtkLuFMzbA

DamoNorthStand

bazjonster said:

Just when you think that some of the threads on here couldn't possibly get any more banal!!

Is that what you meant to say or did your autocorrect add an extra letter?

iamdan

As a child I had belly ache and my mum was rubbing my tummy.

MuttleyCAFC

If anybody has a problem with this, I have the cure