Caption Competition #7923 (from West Ham today)...

Callumcafc

https://twitter.com/james_dart/status/972510752102928384

cafckev

Now where did he put that corner flag?

Callumcafc

This isn't what the dildo brothers had in mind when they told the team they'd decided they needed to explore new avenues...

charente addick

Things were always going to get muddled as soon as that bloke from All Creatures Great and Small joined the Eastenders.

C_A_F_C

Think you're funny calling me Mark Noballs? I'll show you no balls.

Horsfield9

See look, told you he was Millwall!

thai malaysia addick

West Ham player stops spectator demonstrating how Usain Bolt got out of the starting blocks so quickly at the Olympic Stadium.

The Prince-e-Paul

"Blimey ref, he's got more balls than the entire West Ham squad!"

Uboat

Clash of the arseholes.

cfgs

Free prostate health checks at football may have gone too far.

Stig

"Gottle o beer, gottle o beer"!

cafckev

It's ok Mr Gold, no one will find you hiding in there!

DaveMehmet

Is the ref thinking “they didn’t teach us the law covering this at ref school”

TelMc32

https://twitter.com/telmc1/status/972516870078324737?s=21

1StevieG

Told ya i’d rip off your fackin’ Jacobs....

letthegoodtimesroll

‘It’s ok ref, I’ve found your whistle, a couple of licks and it’ll be as good as new’

moutuakilla

Intruder intruded

nth_london_addick

Hold me watch I am going all in here

SuedeAdidas

I thought it was Bishop who’d fist any old iron?

letthegoodtimesroll

‘Yep, definitely a West Ham fan, I can feel some bubbles being blown’

charltonbob

letthegoodtimesroll said:

‘Yep, definitely a West Ham fan, I can feel some bubbles being blown’

Don't tell Michael Jackson

MrOneLung

Shit hits the fan

LenGlover

Yes Mark you've won the audition for James Herriott tribute act.

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Noble ringpiece prise

guinnessaddick

Knees up mother Brown.

CheshireAddick

Someone said Rowland's in town, now let's see if I can find him!

Fumbluff

CheshireAddick said:

Someone said Rowland's in town, now let's see if I can find him!

What’s he doing in Cheshire?

Redvalleyeast

No,i said you can stick my season ticket up your arse

addickfanatic

No he’s definitely not blowing bubbles

shirty5

I thought Countryfile was on a Sunday evening?

cafcdave123

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