Now Tim Smugjoy has gone, let's getting voting on who we should nominate from on here as the next presenter:
Name:
Method of flirting with Helen:
How they'd subtly put across that Simon Jordon is a not very nice person whenever he is mentioned:
Their ideal guest:
Catchphrase:
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Method of flirting with Helen: "Feel the beard Helen"
How they'd subtly put across that Simon Jordon is a not very nice person whenever he is mentioned: Under the disguise of a cough: "anker"
Their ideal guest: Darren Bent "Do you recognise me from your rear view mirror, dood?"
Catchphrase: "Would rather go to Luton than Paris"
Method of flirting with Helen: "I'll make you chief of my harem"
How they'd subtly put across that Simon Jordon is a not very nice person whenever he is mentioned: "He looks like one of my ex's"
Their ideal guest: Any female
Catchphrase: "I've only got one girlfriend"
Method of flirting with Helen: Hi I'm WSS and I'm the Tyrannosaur of Love
How they'd subtly put across that Simon Jordon is a not very nice person whenever he is mentioned: He's a Palace c**t
Their ideal guest: The Arsenal Ladies Team
Catchphrase: "How you doin'?"
Conversely, it was my one year anniversary with one of my girls yesterday. First date? Elton John @ The Valley.
One!!!! Its these lot trying to make out i'm some kind of male whore!
No need to be smug buddy.
Method of flirting with Helen: "Not even if ya farted luv." with added wink
How they'd subtly put across that Simon Jordon is a not very nice person whenever he is mentioned: In a loud booming chant "Simon Jordon is a wan..."
Their ideal guest: Danny Dyer to have an 'I'm Spartacus' moment
Catchphrase: Speaking to the producer whilst pressing on the earpiece in anticipation of the confirmation: "That soccerette's joining the after party."
Method of flirting with Helen: I am charlton life leader!!!!!
How they'd subtly put across that Simon Jordon is a not very nice person whenever he is mentioned: He is a Nigel tho aint he!
Their ideal guest: Ben Thatcher, good mates from years ago i believe!
Catchphrase: Speaking to the producer whilst pressing on the earpiece in anticipation of the confirmation: "Ok guys lets wrap this up now!!."
Sorry Dan! lol
Method of flirting with Helen: Lets ave a look at your turn tables love
How they'd subtly put across that Simon Jordon is a not very nice person whenever he is mentioned: MUG
Their ideal guest: Daniel Dichio Footballer and DJ
Catchphrase: Oi oi (just like he's Dj night's)
LOL. Have we ever been seen in the same room Dan? ;-)