Steak and BJ Day

Callumcafc

Isn't today Pi day?

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Pot noodle and sock day

blackpool72

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

Pot noodle and sock day

I feel your pain:)

up_the_valley

SantaClaus said:

Steak and BJ day is called Friday in my household.

Lucky Bastard!!!!!!! Steak every Friday...

golfaddick

Callumcafc said:

Isn't today Pi day?

3.1417........... ???

Leuth

golfaddick said:

Callumcafc said:

Isn't today Pi day?

3.1417........... ???

This is how bridges fall down

AddickUpNorth

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

What do vegans do for Steak and BJ Day? Get a meat eater to suck the old man off?

Nope. In my vegan, married household it’s nut roast and a solitary, degrading self-pleasure session when the missus is asleep.

Addickted2TheReds

Gutted.

Been with a girl all evening and we didn't have steak...

Liberties.

Greenie

My Mrs went out but left me some steak to cook.....my back is killing me this morning, can't think why?

Ormiston_Addick

Greenie said:

My Mrs went out but left me some steak to cook.....my back is killing me this morning, can't think why?

As the late, great Bill Hicks used to say, “If guys could give themselves blow jobs you’d be sat here looking at an empty stage.”

paulie8290

Who had a steak tonight then

guinnessaddick

I like my steak rare and my blow jobs well done, unfortunately it’s normally the other way round.

KiwiValley

Feeling really frustrated. And I told my wife. “Salad Nicoise?! Get off your bloody knees and go cook me a steak”