This morning I thought I saw a very large rat in my garden. Opened patio door and two foxes appeared and dragged what were in fact two Fox Cubs underneath the decking. I have been aware for a few months that a couple of foxes regularly travel through my garden to and fro between neighbouring gardens.
Not happy with having a fox lair at the bottom of my garden so phoned Greenwich council. Apparently foxes are not considered vermin so councils not obliged to remove them. On the Greenwich website there is a link to a company called Fox a Gon. Phoned them and they quoted £300 to remove the foxes and Cubs. Then there is an additional cost to fox proof the area. Apparently foxes have litters of between 4 and 6. The guy said the first week in April they are always inundated with calls as people start going into their gardens and coming across fox litters. At the moment it is 4 or 5 days to get an appointment. In a few weeks it will be up to 21 days. I want to sort it out as soon as possible.
@Leuth put your prodding stick away for the night and go and have a vegan milkshake or something. You antagonise and provoke people into crossing the line. They are wrong for doing so, but you know full well you are not a mere innocent.
Let’s all start using the forum like adults eh? Please?
I started this thread with the genuine intention of seeking advice from people who may have had fox issues in the past. I was trolled by a self confessed trolling twat and responded robustly. I really don't understand why I should receive a warning.
Now there was a cnuty Fox I’d’ve gladly seen mauled by hounds. If they’d have got that prick Scrappy Doo at the same time then even I’d start thinking about donning a red coat and yelling ‘tally ho’.
Great thread title. It’s like a C.S.Lewis book I’d really wanna read.
It's like the beginning of Voyage Of The Dawn Treader, except instead of falling through a painting they discover a computer left open on Charlton Life
Threads like these are excellent tests of character, I find
Reading one or two paragraphs of the amateurish and incredible pretentious prose in your self published book or a couple of sentences of the rediculously boring and derivative match reports written by your imaginary girl friend are excellent tests of endurance and character.
Gentlemen! No need to flag. He's giving as good as he's getting
They shit in the most ridiculous places, clearly deliberately as the angles they manage to coerce out of their arseholes to release their excrement is truly amazing.
But, when I see them frolicking about, I change my mind about putting a bullet through their heads, the loveable little fuckers.
I have mentioned Fox a Gon on this forum before. They are decent people. Give Terry a call.
Fox-a-gon is a humane deterrence service for individuals, companies and organisations, particularly in London and the south east, who are being troubled by urban foxes but wish to resolve the problem without harming the culprits. There is always an alternative to causing suffering or death. fox-a-gon.co.uk
So. About 10 minutes into the second half of the game at the DW stadium on Friday 29th December 2017, Wigan 0-0 Charlton, I get a picture message through WhatsApp from my sister to say this character had got into not only the house, but my room. Imagine if I had got back from Wigan and my sister hadn’t spotted the lad and at 4am I came home to this in my bed
The same character has been in my house a few times now as we have 2 cats and don’t have a cat flap, so have to leave the garage door a bit open so they can get in.
It’s been in about 3 times now. Just comes up the stairs, probably looking for the cat’s food and if anyone is about, casually just takes itself back down stairs and out the back
So. About 10 minutes into the second half of the game at the DW stadium on Friday 29th December 2017, Wigan 0-0 Charlton, I get a picture message through WhatsApp from my sister to say this character had got into not only the house, but my room. Imagine if I had got back from Wigan and my sister hadn’t spotted the lad and at 4am I came home to this in my bed
The same character has been in my house a few times now as we have 2 cats and don’t have a cat flap, so have to leave the garage door a bit open so they can get in.
It’s been in about 3 times now. Just comes up the stairs, probably looking for the cat’s food and if anyone is about, casually just takes itself back down stairs and out the back
Stop fecking leaving cat food on the floor then matey.
So. About 10 minutes into the second half of the game at the DW stadium on Friday 29th December 2017, Wigan 0-0 Charlton, I get a picture message through WhatsApp from my sister to say this character had got into not only the house, but my room. Imagine if I had got back from Wigan and my sister hadn’t spotted the lad and at 4am I came home to this in my bed
The same character has been in my house a few times now as we have 2 cats and don’t have a cat flap, so have to leave the garage door a bit open so they can get in.
It’s been in about 3 times now. Just comes up the stairs, probably looking for the cat’s food and if anyone is about, casually just takes itself back down stairs and out the back
Stop fecking leaving cat food on the floor then matey.
That was my sister trying to coax it out my room. It was either that or we run through KR’s interview on cafc player when I got back around 4am.
So. About 10 minutes into the second half of the game at the DW stadium on Friday 29th December 2017, Wigan 0-0 Charlton, I get a picture message through WhatsApp from my sister to say this character had got into not only the house, but my room. Imagine if I had got back from Wigan and my sister hadn’t spotted the lad and at 4am I came home to this in my bed
The same character has been in my house a few times now as we have 2 cats and don’t have a cat flap, so have to leave the garage door a bit open so they can get in.
It’s been in about 3 times now. Just comes up the stairs, probably looking for the cat’s food and if anyone is about, casually just takes itself back down stairs and out the back
Stop fecking leaving cat food on the floor then matey.
That was my sister trying to coax it out my room. It was either that or we run through KR’s interview on cafc player when I got back around 4am.
Nice carpet mate. Bet that's a bugger to keep clean.
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Herr Brush.
I’ll get your coat for you
They shit in the most ridiculous places, clearly deliberately as the angles they manage to coerce out of their arseholes to release their excrement is truly amazing.
But, when I see them frolicking about, I change my mind about putting a bullet through their heads, the loveable little fuckers.
Fox-a-gon is a humane deterrence service for individuals, companies and organisations, particularly in London and the south east, who are being troubled by urban foxes but wish to resolve the problem without harming the culprits. There is always an alternative to causing suffering or death.
fox-a-gon.co.uk
But I have to admit it was pretty clever. Clever like oh fuck it I hate myself now.
The same character has been in my house a few times now as we have 2 cats and don’t have a cat flap, so have to leave the garage door a bit open so they can get in.
It’s been in about 3 times now. Just comes up the stairs, probably looking for the cat’s food and if anyone is about, casually just takes itself back down stairs and out the back
I am selling fox skull ash trays and real fox tails to hang on the back of vespas if anyone is interested plus fox cub tails for kids scooters
Log on to www.urbanfoxffcukd.com
Nothing new.
Move on,
Morgan has.