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30th Birthday Ideas

Dazzler21Dazzler21
in Not Sports Related
Can anyone help me out with 30th Birthday ideas for the Mrs.

@DaveMehmet I got her anal beads for her 29th they didn't go down well.... Kidding obvs.

I have got her a nice couple of gifts but I feel like there needs to be a memorable experience as part of it. I'm really struggling with that and a few smaller gifts... No Dave not sexualised ideas.

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  • iamdaniamdan
    Myself and @ricky_otto don't mind providing a service to your Mrs.
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    Is she bothered about turning 30? If not, maybe a surprise party? We did one for a friend which was basically a murder mystery dinner, and we were all dressed up as the characters. Great fun, but not to everyones taste.

    Failing that, booking a weekend away?
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    Dazzler21 said:

    Can anyone help me out with 30th Birthday ideas for the Mrs.

    @DaveMehmet I got her anal beads for her 29th they didn't go down well.... Kidding obvs.

    I have got her a nice couple of gifts but I feel like there needs to be a memorable experience as part of it. I'm really struggling with that and a few smaller gifts... No Dave not sexualised ideas.

    Do you have kids?
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Surprise weekend away. If youre flush, New York. If you’re not, New Eltham
  • Darty ValiantDarty Valiant
    Cocktails in The Shard...cost £19 each BUT you dont have to pay for the view. Took wifey to Aquashard and then went over London Bridge. Opposite Monument is another cocktail bar which has a happy hour from around 5pm...BOGOF...so everyone had 2 cocktails for £8.

    Or show at London theatre?
  • DaggsDaggs
    Box of Milk Tray ?
  • cantersaddickcantersaddick
    I recently bought my mother a new vegetable peeler and kitchen knife. The reason being that she was still using the ones from her wedding presents nearly 30 years ago. So with these new tools making me dinner woukd take much less time and so I was actually giving her the gift of extra free time each day which she could spend watching shite TV.

    She wasn't too impressed.
  • cabblescabbles
    Is her birthday during the season? If so let the fixture list decide
  • sam3110sam3110
    Go swinging Swingers, a mini golf themed bar
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  • RedroboRedrobo
    Ballon flight with Champagne? Flying lesson, 2 hrs via Wowcher about £100? Indoor parachuting? Wall climbing (they have a great indoor one in Northampton). Shooting lesson with a few snifters afterwards? Paintballing/ lazer with a few friends? Go karting party, there is open air track at the top of blue bell hill Maidstone where Hamilton learnt to race and indoor tracks at various places, a day at the Valley with lunch and a game.

    Best is the last one of course!
  • RedroboRedrobo
    Only when Rolly has buggered off!
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    Redrobo said:

    Ballon flight with Champagne? Flying lesson, 2 hrs via Wowcher about £100? Indoor parachuting? Wall climbing (they have a great indoor one in Northampton). Shooting lesson with a few snifters afterwards? Paintballing/ lazer with a few friends? Go karting party, there is open air track at the top of blue bell hill Maidstone where Hamilton learnt to race and indoor tracks at various places, a day at the Valley with lunch and a game.

    Best is the last one of course!

    Are you in a relationship with a man?
  • RedroboRedrobo
    McBobbin said:

    Redrobo said:

    Ballon flight with Champagne? Flying lesson, 2 hrs via Wowcher about £100? Indoor parachuting? Wall climbing (they have a great indoor one in Northampton). Shooting lesson with a few snifters afterwards? Paintballing/ lazer with a few friends? Go karting party, there is open air track at the top of blue bell hill Maidstone where Hamilton learnt to race and indoor tracks at various places, a day at the Valley with lunch and a game.

    Best is the last one of course!

    Are you in a relationship with a man?
    No. Are you in a relationship which someone who is dead?
  • McBobbinMcBobbin
    Redrobo said:

    McBobbin said:

    Redrobo said:

    Ballon flight with Champagne? Flying lesson, 2 hrs via Wowcher about £100? Indoor parachuting? Wall climbing (they have a great indoor one in Northampton). Shooting lesson with a few snifters afterwards? Paintballing/ lazer with a few friends? Go karting party, there is open air track at the top of blue bell hill Maidstone where Hamilton learnt to race and indoor tracks at various places, a day at the Valley with lunch and a game.

    Best is the last one of course!

    Are you in a relationship with a man?
    No. Are you in a relationship which someone who is dead?
    Yes. Jesus.
  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    iamdan said:

    Myself and @ricky_otto don't mind providing a service to your Mrs.

    Really? That and mum jokes are grim.

  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    edited March 2018
    Decided on a Spa Hotel, Fancy meal and a full body massage in the spa. Which also equals her first baby free night in over a year!

    Only downside for her is it will be Miguel the muscle bound Hispanic masseuse and not me doing the massage.
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Does your Mrs like live music? Booking a gig and then a hotel nearby works...
  • CarterCarter
    I took my Doris to Paris for her 30th. Fucking brownie points for a long time after that brother.

    Go to Moulin Rouge as well, I think I actually went tit blind there. I have never, ever seen so many boobs in one place in my life
  • sam3110sam3110
    Carter said:

    I took my Doris to Paris for her 30th. Fucking brownie points for a long time after that brother.

    Go to Moulin Rouge as well, I think I actually went tit blind there. I have never, ever seen so many boobs in one place in my life

    Haven't been to Sellout recently then, thousands of tits in there
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  • cabblescabbles
    C’mon dazzler, let us know the date. We’ve got 6 away games between now and the end of the season

    Northampton has TGIs across the road from the stadium if you want to get a head start
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Take her up the oxo tower
  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Good gravy up there I hear
  • bucksheebuckshee
    An eight ball, a few crates of Stella and some brasses . Job done.
  • Horsfield9Horsfield9
    DA9 said:

    Get her smashed, bang her best mate, then smash the gaff up, it’s the only way.

    Who said romance was dead !
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