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Roland is a wanka
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Roland is a wanka
He knocks one out all day
He's got forearms like Popeye
In his wank bank is Karel Freye9 -
The spelling of wanker like that is really aggravating.
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Roland is a wanka
He wears a wankas hat
He is a total wanka
Wanka wanka rat
I work for the Covered End songwriting department.14 -
Roland is a Wanka
he wants to bum Katrien
but when she turned him down
he decided to fuck my team!0 -
Roland is a wanker,
He wears a Belgian hat,
He ran our club into the ground,
With his girlfriend he called Kat.3 -
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I must say I'm glad I started this thread.0
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It worked...Grrr ;o)cantersaddick said:I must say I'm glad I started this thread.
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There was a time when your flag would have annoyed me but I'm a different man now.Greenie said:
It worked...Grrr ;o)cantersaddick said:I must say I'm glad I started this thread.
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So Roland is a W***** and he wears a W***** hat,
At least he don't phone the Old bill like that other prat.
We know his methods useless and it's going to fail,
But if it was up to tea boy Tone we'd all all end up in jail.
So my Saturdays spent walking the dogs or even down the pub,
Until this idiot and his cronies get out of our football club.11 -
Roland is a wanka
He dances like a twat
And if he had his own way
Our ground would now be flats8 -
A senile wanka named Roland
I really hate his guts
Give me a minute
A great idea innit
To kick him in the nuts
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ROLAND IS A WANKA
Is ‘Uncle’ to girl Kat
These fucking fuckers fucked us up
Let’s fuck them up right back.
(Drafting note, originally used the word Belgian but on review felt this was overly offensive to other people from Belgium and used the word fucking instead)1 -
Roland is a wanka
Even that’s only two-bob
He can’t get any purchase
After duck-taping his nob1 -
Roland is a wanka
He bought us nice new grass
But he can take his feckin network
And stick it up his arse3 -
Roland is a wanka
He wanted to drive a tanka
But his greatest fear was changing gear
And he became a banka0 -
roland is a wanka
He simply has no idea
When he bought Charlton Athletic
He thought we were in Korea0 -
Roland is a wanka
He sends us £1m a month
And if he didn’t
We would have been in Administration eons ago
Just saying .......0 -
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Educate yourself mate. That 1m a month figure isn't exactly a lie but it's very much twisting the truth and only telling one side of the story. The club may (does) cost 1m a month to run but it's completely ignoring the income side of the picture. Football clubs income all comes at specific points of year and are then accounted over the whole season. I.e. player sales in transfer windows and season ticket sales/sponsorship over the summer etc. These go a long way to offsetting that 1m a month that's often quoted as evidenced by the latest accounts.JonnyK said:Roland is a wanka
He sends us £1m a month
And if he didn’t
We would have been in Administration eons ago
Just saying .......
Also we can put a large portion of the operating losses that Roland has to cover directly down to him and his appointments mismanagement of the club.2 -
I agree! At first I thought he'd decided to buy this another football team - Deportivo Wanka!Curb_It said:The spelling of wanker like that is really aggravating.
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Doesn't exactly rhyme does it ?cantersaddick said:
Educate yourself mate. That 1m a month figure isn't exactly a lie but it's very much twisting the truth and only telling one side of the story. The club may (does) cost 1m a month to run but it's completely ignoring the income side of the picture. Football clubs income all comes at specific points of year and are then accounted over the whole season. I.e. player sales in transfer windows and season ticket sales/sponsorship over the summer etc. These go a long way to offsetting that 1m a month that's often quoted as evidenced by the latest accounts.JonnyK said:Roland is a wanka
He sends us £1m a month
And if he didn’t
We would have been in Administration eons ago
Just saying .......
Also we can put a large portion of the operating losses that Roland has to cover directly down to him and his appointments mismanagement of the club.2 -
Knew someone would say that.Horsfield9 said:
Doesn't exactly rhyme does it ?cantersaddick said:
Educate yourself mate. That 1m a month figure isn't exactly a lie but it's very much twisting the truth and only telling one side of the story. The club may (does) cost 1m a month to run but it's completely ignoring the income side of the picture. Football clubs income all comes at specific points of year and are then accounted over the whole season. I.e. player sales in transfer windows and season ticket sales/sponsorship over the summer etc. These go a long way to offsetting that 1m a month that's often quoted as evidenced by the latest accounts.JonnyK said:Roland is a wanka
He sends us £1m a month
And if he didn’t
We would have been in Administration eons ago
Just saying .......
Also we can put a large portion of the operating losses that Roland has to cover directly down to him and his appointments mismanagement of the club.1 -
Sorry, couldn't resist.cantersaddick said:
Knew someone would say that.Horsfield9 said:
Doesn't exactly rhyme does it ?cantersaddick said:
Educate yourself mate. That 1m a month figure isn't exactly a lie but it's very much twisting the truth and only telling one side of the story. The club may (does) cost 1m a month to run but it's completely ignoring the income side of the picture. Football clubs income all comes at specific points of year and are then accounted over the whole season. I.e. player sales in transfer windows and season ticket sales/sponsorship over the summer etc. These go a long way to offsetting that 1m a month that's often quoted as evidenced by the latest accounts.JonnyK said:Roland is a wanka
He sends us £1m a month
And if he didn’t
We would have been in Administration eons ago
Just saying .......
Also we can put a large portion of the operating losses that Roland has to cover directly down to him and his appointments mismanagement of the club.0 -
Don’t think so matey as remaining in tier 2 would bring in extra ticket sales and Sky money but the wage bill would be correspondingly higher. Championship club losses are much greater than Div 1 losses.cantersaddick said:
Educate yourself mate. That 1m a month figure isn't exactly a lie but it's very much twisting the truth and only telling one side of the story. The club may (does) cost 1m a month to run but it's completely ignoring the income side of the picture. Football clubs income all comes at specific points of year and are then accounted over the whole season. I.e. player sales in transfer windows and season ticket sales/sponsorship over the summer etc. These go a long way to offsetting that 1m a month that's often quoted as evidenced by the latest accounts.JonnyK said:Roland is a wanka
He sends us £1m a month
And if he didn’t
We would have been in Administration eons ago
Just saying .......
Also we can put a large portion of the operating losses that Roland has to cover directly down to him and his appointments mismanagement of the club.
As for the selling of the kids all clubs other than the Spanish two giants are selling clubs and the business strategy of developing talent to offset losses is a means of surviving the madness of EFL finances.
We have no external debt other than conditional debt to Richard Murray and his former cohorts as the debt to the owner is quasi equity albeit many don’t seem to be able to understand this concept.
By the way this response doesn’t rhyme with anchor either - sorry girls & boys ;-)0 -
Roland is wanker ,
He's actually allright
And when we get promoted,
All will be forgiven0
