What have you eaten in your perfumed midnight hour..?

LennyLowrent

He asks munching on cooking chocolate. ...

ricky_otto

Flange.


Sorry, I’ve lowered the tone after 1 post

MrLargo

At 2am on Christmas morning, on return from the pub, found the stuffing for the turkey in a big bowl in the fridge.

Was woken around 5 hours later when my mum got all weird and bitchy because apparently about half of the stuffing had disappeared and the remainder had finger-shaped gouge marks in it.

Pringle

Jam. A whole jar. With my fingers. Like a pissed up Paddington.

Henry Irving

Smoke salmon and cream cheese bagels from the Bevel shop in Ridley Road at 3am.

Our still hot bread from the Greek baker near our house at 4.00am

Elthamaddick

Have literally squirted BBQ sauce onto 2 slices of bread, slapped together and eaten when pissed/starving