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The Valley Cafe

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Done pest control in places that have had decent hygiene ratings, but they're still humping with cockroach, rats, mice. I think they get a star for showing "due diligence" (in this case, employing a professional pest control tech and keeping reports).

    BUT eating in shitholes never done me no harm, sept a bit a renal failure. Even accepted a free Subway once after scrapping a dead rattus norvegicus off their floor.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    .....left their with a rat in one hand, a 6" in tother and a foot long in the middle
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,679

    .....left their with a rat in one hand, a 6" in tother and a foot long in the middle

    Cold out was it
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    This is one of the News Shopper’s go to items.
    It seems they are regurgitating this shit every other month for different boroughs.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741

    This is one of the News Shopper’s go to items.
    It seems they are regurgitating this shit every other month for different boroughs.

    .......I guess regurgitating shit could be a reason for the low rating?!?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    This is one of the News Shopper’s go to items.
    It seems they are regurgitating this shit every other month for different boroughs.

    Followed by pub spy if it's still going
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,765
    Terrible news for Astrit Ajdarevic.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008

    .....left their with a rat in one hand, a 6" in tother and a foot long in the middle

    Boom boom.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Used to do maintenance for the west Cornwall pasty outlets in train station. Did the one at Waterloo station and just as we were finishing up (around 5am) the fella comes to open up and drops a box of pasty’s on the concourse floor and half a dozen skid across . He put them back in the box!

    Ten minutes later he thanks us for our work and asks if we’d like something to eat, we went to the cafe round the corner instead.
  • For a bonus point, what was Charlton cafe prior to being a cafe?
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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    Knocking shop
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845

    Knocking shop

    Yeah and that closed due to a one star hygiene rating!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    For a bonus point, what was Charlton cafe prior to being a cafe?

    Torture chamber.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Saga Lout said:

    Knocking shop

    Yeah and that closed due to a one star hygiene rating!
    lets be honest, you'd have a pretty low hygiene rating yourself if you went to a brass house to eat
  • Pringle
    Pringle Posts: 464
    Valley Cafe, the rats creeping in from the Thames
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,259

    I was in a cafe just off Golden Square once and the woman buttering the bread, sneezed into her hands, before carrying on without washing em, I thoroughly enjoyed that bread and butter that day

    Gross.
    She was an older lady with gun disease and a skin complaint an all
    Difficult to say much to a gun toting woman who's sneezing
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Reminds me of when I worked at Holiday Inn Express by the 02.

    I was working there not long after the Chinesse restaurant below got a then record fine of around 14 Thousand for breaking Health and Safety.

    When I started I was told that they have a deal with the restaurant we send people to them and they send people to us, I spoke to the manager and he said that I couldnt tell people about the fine.

    But I couldnt after reading about rats droppings being found amongst other things.

    So if someone asked me where to get food I always sent them around to the cinema area or the 02 and if anyone asked me about the restaurant downstairs I just said you dont want to know my opinion on it and to google it.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    For a bonus point, what was Charlton cafe prior to being a cafe?

    Doing my head this is, what was it?
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316
    edited May 2018
    Went in the VC the other week actually. Thrilled to discover they've added a Turkish breakfast to the cooked breakfast options. Halloumi and Turkish sausage. Perfect tbh
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Leuth said:

    Went in the VC the other week actually. Thrilled to discover they've added a Turkish breakfast to the cooked breakfast options. Halloumi and Turkish sausage. Perfect tbh

    Probably why it only got 1 star #foreignrubbish
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  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655

    For a bonus point, what was Charlton cafe prior to being a cafe?

    Doing my head this is, what was it?
    Butcher Shop ? (Or was that way in the past?)
  • Correct.
  • What about the florists?
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    What about the florists?

    They got 2.5 stars.
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772

    What about the florists?

    They got 2.5 stars.
    Bet they were blooming furious
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    Always nice to see the bit of egg that you saved from your last visit still on the knife when you return.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    For a bonus point, what was Charlton cafe prior to being a cafe?

    Doing my head this is, what was it?
    Butcher Shop ? (Or was that way in the past?)
    Oh yeah
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Remember me mates dad had a men's clothes shop in what is now the bookies. Used to get my bomber jackets out of there
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,679

    Remember me mates dad had a men's clothes shop in what is now the bookies. Used to get my bomber jackets out of there

    Bet they don't fit you now
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,856
    I've got reservations for tonight. I'm cancelling now!