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Browney points ideas

LennyLowrentLennyLowrent
in Other Football and Sports
No world cup on tv does not mean a day of rest !!!
Two more weeks worth of browney points needs to be earned urgently.

Quick, I need some ideas, cause she's looking at me with that face again...

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  • ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    Buy her an England shirt to make her feel inclusive.
  • LennyLowrentLennyLowrent
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Buy her an England shirt to make her feel inclusive.

    She asked if its as daggy as the Charlton one...
  • StigThundercockStigThundercock
    Shooting from way outside the box
    Always going in really hard
    Browney won/saved us loads of points like that
  • ricky_ottoricky_otto
    edited June 2018
    Tell her if she doesn’t like it, she should have moved out for the month.
  • MacronateMacronate
    Tell her you'll take her up the browny if she doesn't lose her attitude.
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    You've been Munson'd
  • ValiantphilValiantphil
    Mardy Bum
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  • LennyLowrentLennyLowrent
    edited June 2018
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Jokes aside - promise her that you'll do loads of jobs around the house once the football's all done and dusted. Then, when that time comes, tell her to fuck off. Works for me all the time and my Mrs seems happy enough, I'll ask her when I let her out the back of the car later

    No need to disturb her out of the back just for that...
  • Ormiston_AddickOrmiston_Addick
    As the unlamented Alan McCormack once said, “I am taking her up the Oxo Tower.”
  • LennyLowrentLennyLowrent
    Off to a shaky start. Burnt lamb chops on BBQ while watching last night's highlights
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    LennyLowrent said:

    Off to a shaky start. Burnt lamb chops on BBQ while watching last night's highlights

    Wouldn't have thought they'd be long enough to burn toast, let alone chops.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    LennyLowrent said:

    Off to a shaky start. Burnt lamb chops on BBQ while watching last night's highlights

    Great start, remember if you put shite effort into any of the jobs your given, you shouldnt be asked to do them again
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Write down a list of the 20 things you have done over the last year to remind her what a perfect man you are.

    20 a bit too many? Go for 10.

    10 too many? Just go for the 5 key things you offer.

    5 too many? Name the single thing that makes you stand out from the other men.

    Nothing coming to mind. Just give up.
  • LennyLowrentLennyLowrent
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Write down a list of the 20 things you have done over the last year to remind her what a perfect man you are.

    20 a bit too many? Go for 10.

    10 too many? Just go for the 5 key things you offer.

    5 too many? Name the single thing that makes you stand out from the other men.

    Nothing coming to mind. Just give up.

    You should run a relationship weekend retreat.
  • SantaClausSantaClaus
    Buy her some chocolate but then ration it so she doesn't get fat (honesty is key with women, she'll appreciate you looking out for her). Good luck.
  • LawrieAbrahamsLawrieAbrahams
    Macronate said:

    Tell her you'll take her up the browny if she doesn't lose her attitude.

    That's brown eye points.
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  • Brighton AddickBrighton Addick
    Browny makes some good points here: https://audioboom.com/posts/4535392-icymi-cafc-steve-brown-gives-an-impassioned-reaction-to-his-former-club-s-fortunes
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