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Browney points ideas

LennyLowrent
LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
in Other Football and Sports
No world cup on tv does not mean a day of rest !!!
Two more weeks worth of browney points needs to be earned urgently.

Quick, I need some ideas, cause she's looking at me with that face again...

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  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Buy her an England shirt to make her feel inclusive.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    New Mrs
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    Buy her an England shirt to make her feel inclusive.

    She asked if its as daggy as the Charlton one...
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    Shooting from way outside the box
    Always going in really hard
    Browney won/saved us loads of points like that
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited June 2018
    Tell her if she doesn’t like it, she should have moved out for the month.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,331
    Take her shopping. For a bigger tv.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Tell her you'll take her up the browny if she doesn't lose her attitude.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,597
    .
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740
    You've been Munson'd
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,410
    Mardy Bum
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Jokes aside - promise her that you'll do loads of jobs around the house once the football's all done and dusted. Then, when that time comes, tell her to fuck off. Works for me all the time and my Mrs seems happy enough, I'll ask her when I let her out the back of the car later
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    edited June 2018
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Jokes aside - promise her that you'll do loads of jobs around the house once the football's all done and dusted. Then, when that time comes, tell her to fuck off. Works for me all the time and my Mrs seems happy enough, I'll ask her when I let her out the back of the car later

    No need to disturb her out of the back just for that...
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,810
    As the unlamented Alan McCormack once said, “I am taking her up the Oxo Tower.”
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    Off to a shaky start. Burnt lamb chops on BBQ while watching last night's highlights
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,597
    LennyLowrent said:

    Off to a shaky start. Burnt lamb chops on BBQ while watching last night's highlights

    Wouldn't have thought they'd be long enough to burn toast, let alone chops.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,311
    LennyLowrent said:

    Off to a shaky start. Burnt lamb chops on BBQ while watching last night's highlights

    Great start, remember if you put shite effort into any of the jobs your given, you shouldnt be asked to do them again
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    Write down a list of the 20 things you have done over the last year to remind her what a perfect man you are.

    20 a bit too many? Go for 10.

    10 too many? Just go for the 5 key things you offer.

    5 too many? Name the single thing that makes you stand out from the other men.

    Nothing coming to mind. Just give up.
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Write down a list of the 20 things you have done over the last year to remind her what a perfect man you are.

    20 a bit too many? Go for 10.

    10 too many? Just go for the 5 key things you offer.

    5 too many? Name the single thing that makes you stand out from the other men.

    Nothing coming to mind. Just give up.

    You should run a relationship weekend retreat.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,651
    Buy her some chocolate but then ration it so she doesn't get fat (honesty is key with women, she'll appreciate you looking out for her). Good luck.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    Macronate said:

    Tell her you'll take her up the browny if she doesn't lose her attitude.

    That's brown eye points.
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  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Grow a pair and tell her what's what.

    These women need to know their place.

    Sometimes toxic masculinity has a place in this ever more confusing world.
  • Brighton Addick
    Brighton Addick Posts: 207
    Browny makes some good points here: https://audioboom.com/posts/4535392-icymi-cafc-steve-brown-gives-an-impassioned-reaction-to-his-former-club-s-fortunes

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