Lots of superstitions coming out pre-match yesterday so who shares the blame for England's World Cup demise.
I wore my work shirt for the first half - England put in a good shift at the office. At half time I had a shower and changed into my 60s retro Charlton shirt - England were Charltonised. Sorry folks.
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Rest of the match I had to watch on a laptop because the TV died at half time.
Nothing good on that channel ever they even ruin films with edits and commercial breaks.
Defiantly their fault for such a poor second half and the Croats goals.
Just. F*ck. Right. Off.
I couldn't give a flying f what Simon Cowell's message to the team is. Honestly, when was the last time he's ever watched a game of football in his life? Anna Friel, the bloke off the Voice who's in a band of some sort, Robbie 'Soccer Aid' Williams, Piers f'ing Morgan...the list went on and on.
I hold ITV and the celebrities wholey responsible.
Oh. And my wife. The she invaded the man cave last night at 1-1. Didn't know whether to make her stay or kick her out. Everything has to stay the same, dont touch the remote, dont touch the cushions, don't talk about anything other than football. She broke every rule in the first 2 mins and my OCD kicked in. Could have killed her quite honestly, gave me the right hump. Then she had the cheek to walk out. What was the point of her coming in for 10 minutes and then disappear again at full time when there was still extra time to come. Then they scored. FFS.
3rd place match is on itv so lump on the Belgians, I might do to cover my ticket losses...
every other game she's sat in the garden or jibber jabbering with her mates right through it, but no, not bastard last night, she sits in the front room with me, just us, trying to ask me bastard questions about why are they uglier than the swedes and shit like that. Just go away, you don't even like football, stick those pins in your eyes like you keep telling everyone you'd rather do than watch football, FFS its 4 more years til the next bastard one now, you fucked it up for everyone!
Why can’t they learn the etiquette of watching football with a man?
When they decided to play in black, we should have gone red. We won the World Cup playing in red and this should be our colours.