Great band names taken from CharltonLife quotes

EricBanterna

Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey- Christmas hit by Ted Hastings 

AllHailTheHen

Bottlers & The Last Minute

jimmymelrose

Stained Clean Sheets

Covered End

CAST & The pollsters 

SuedeAdidas

Anal Fingernail

Shrew

The Rolandesque Danes

KiwiValley

High Speed Buggary (sic) - a rainbow-friendly techno band from Berlin (from @Stig on his closed 'The closed Mystery Hour' thread.

killerandflash

Inspired by their favourite Indie band Barenaked Ladies...

Girls taking their tops off

Raith_C_Chattonell

The Penny Pinchers.

Real football supporters who used to bunk in at the Valley, but formed a tribute band a bit like the Shadows after security got beefed up.

KiwiValley

 boo-boy's wet dream - an edgy tween-focused K pop boy band.

from @Exiled_Addick on pg 81 of the transfer rumours thread

KiwiValley

From the rumours thread

MaxicoCity 

4:45PM

July 2: Thomas Sandgaard releases new rock album called "Next Season's Squad

usetobunkin

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

The Penny Pinchers.

Real football supporters who used to bunk in at the Valley, but formed a tribute band a bit like the Shadows after security got beefed up.

Over the wall, feat Havitaway

killerandflash

From the "What Charlton pubs are still open?" thread

Bartrams and The Fans' Bar

KiwiValley

Gastric Bypass from @Addickted comment on rumours thread.They are a cholesterol-rock band ( a genre of music I just invented). Other great examples of this genre include Massive Heart Attack   The Stretcher Breakers  and supergroup The Steve Evans’

Off_it

"The Dangers of a Cashless Society" - a left of centre, anarchistic, alternative indie/folk/rock band in the same mould as The Levellers and New Model Army.

Did a couple of good and well-received tunes, notably "Monzo is my new God" and "Legacy banks are f*cked", but ultimately found their level off the grid, away from the mainstream playing small venue gigs in front of a crowd consisting of people with a weird shaven headed/mullet look, no deodorant  and dogs on a rope.  

Scoham

Dogs on a Rope

Off_it

And their support band, "No Deodorant"

Gribbo

Beat The Dog - A vegan collective, who only play no stringed guitars

Shrew

The Juicy Train Question - Avant Garde jazz band from Crewe

thai malaysia addick

Lady GAA GAA

rananegra

Off_it said:

"The Dangers of a Cashless Society" - a left of centre, anarchistic, alternative indie/folk/rock band in the same mould as The Levellers and New Model Army.

Did a couple of good and well-received tunes, notably "Monzo is my new God" and "Legacy banks are f*cked", but ultimately found their level off the grid, away from the mainstream playing small venue gigs in front of a crowd consisting of people with a weird shaven headed/mullet look, no deodorant  and dogs on a rope.  

I've been looking for a name for my new band and this may well be the best yet (though I did toy with Perros A Cuerdos, which is just Spanish for @scoham 's suggestion ). Now I need to write a couple of good, well-received tunes for this to come true 

KiwiValley

Shrew said:

The Juicy Train Question - Avant Garde jazz band from Crewe

   Nice! 👌 

killerandflash

Not a band name, but one of the other threads has alternative lyrics for Prefab Sprout's King of Rock and Roll

Hot Tubs - Lazy Spa.....Albuquerque

CAFCTrev

"Reduced Interest"

North Lower Neil

The Keen Koi Keepers, but I'm not sure calling a band the KKK is a good idea.

Jonniesta

Every year I get hooked on the latest release from "Lancashire Lad and the Lifers' Statbank"... definitely no one-hit wonder

CAFCTrev

Legends & Bell-ends. 

Stig

Ronnie Schwartz and The Reason for Absence.

Stig

Courtesy of Carter on the General things that Annoy thread:
The Jeopardy of Poverty with their debut album Snapping at Your Heels.

Solidgone

The Bath Tub Floosies and the Meter Racers.