Hi, my name is Jason. I'm 41, 6ft tall and a non-smoker. I used to be a professional footballer but have now moved into coaching. My interests include collecting black watches, beard topiary and placing one foot on a chair whilst my standing foot remains in contact with the ground. I am looking for an exotic looking lady with a bubbly personality. I enjoy long walks with my dog Alan, romantic meals with my dog Alan and cuddling up on the settee on cold evenings with my dog Alan. If you like the cut of my jib, feel free to contact me. Belgian birds need not apply.
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I've (nearly) got the foreman's job at last
I could just squash him with all my fat haha
I'm 41, 6ft tall and a non-smoker.
I used to be a professional footballer but have now moved into coaching.
My interests include collecting black watches, beard topiary and placing one foot on a chair whilst my standing foot remains in contact with the ground.
I am looking for an exotic looking lady with a bubbly personality.
I enjoy long walks with my dog Alan, romantic meals with my dog Alan and cuddling up on the settee on cold evenings with my dog Alan.
If you like the cut of my jib, feel free to contact me.
Belgian birds need not apply.
Do people on here not watch the end of have I got news for you?
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Because I've nicked his chair.