RM Caption Competition

Fumbluff

“there’s a burger van on the A47 and I always order a half-pounder, but do I get through the second patty? No, I just fist it into a discarded coffee cup and throw it into the canal...”

Valiantphil

RM sits with the new signings to assess the on-field performance.

MartinCAFC

"One day soon this will all be mine again, I mean ours" he says to the British consortium sitting either side of him.

Stig

Addickted

Was racking my brains to think who he looked like. Then it came to me.....

guinnessaddick

In a Big Brother voice over style.

Day 193 in The Valley and the takeover is almost done.

seth plum

Woman in red to man in pink 'What's that?'
Man in pink mutters 'well he hasn't got enough hair for it to be dandruff, probably bits of birdshit picked up from the uncleaned seats'.

Halix

Airman Brown said:

Halix said:

WIBlue"Hold up, I think I've got a full House!"
Our Tone? "That'll be the first one here for a while!."
RM "Shut up you two I'm trying to work out who we can sell next"

That’s not Keohane behind him.

Bugger! thats my chance of the winners medal gone. In that case where the hell is he! Skiver.

No.1 in South London

Girl in the red "enjoy league two you tosser"

MartinCAFC

No.1 in South London said:

Girl in the red "enjoy league two you tosser"

Brilliant!

Sad thing is he probably would still enjoy it if guaranteed a seat at the top table.

Red7Oak

Bit chilly, we'res my scarf. Damn, lent to that Aussies chap and he ain't come back!