Home improvement expert Harold Hill of Harold Hill Of do-it-yourself dexterity And double-glazing skill Came home to find another gentleman's kippers In the grill So sanded off his winkle With his Black and Decker drill
Roxette, I don't want no more of your tricks I'm gonna get some concrete mix And fill your back door up with bricks And you better be there waiting When I get my business fixed
My house ain’t done, but it’s alright Floors ain’t level, but I ain’t some suburbanite Who cares about bathroom tiles Straight lines and building codes and Chinese wind chimes
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Bryan Adams- Run To You
;-)
Home improvement expert
Harold Hill of Harold Hill
Of do-it-yourself dexterity
And double-glazing skill
Came home to find another gentleman's kippers
In the grill
So sanded off his winkle
With his Black and Decker drill
Bryan Ferry.
(though presumably a professional so not strictly DIY)
Roxette, I don't want no more of your tricks
I'm gonna get some concrete mix
And fill your back door up with bricks
And you better be there waiting
When I get my business fixed
and this verse from Mark Kozelek - Gustavo
My house ain’t done, but it’s alright
Floors ain’t level, but I ain’t some suburbanite
Who cares about bathroom tiles
Straight lines and building codes and Chinese wind chimes
Featuring genuine DIY sounds.
Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
I found my drill on blueberry hill - fats domino
Turning Japanese - The Vapors
Cutting It Fine - Asia