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Long time lurker. Dartford born, Crayford bred. Mayplace primary, DGS. On and off ST holder since '98. Leftie liberal ponce, sorry. OFAH fanboy, not sorry. Got street skills like Dorian Smith. Hello.
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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,560
    How tall are you :-))
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    First off, how tall are you...?

    Welcome!
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    - Bollocks.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    PaddyP17 said:

    - Bollocks.

    You wanna know how tall his bollocks are??
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,764
    Do you pass the height test?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Are u Australian?
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    Favourite cheese?
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    Views on Pot Noodles?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Danny Green or Scott Wagstaff
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,764
    In your opinion, what’s the worst formation in football? And why is it 4-2-3-1?
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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Have Jackos legs gone
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    What number is best haircut for Highlights 3 or 4 :wink:
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Have you ever w@nked in a sock?
  • Electric or Steam?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2018
    Do you own a pencil case, a flask and a blanket?
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Veggie or Vegan?
  • Addickhead86
    Addickhead86 Posts: 1,148
    edited August 2018
    1. not tall or short enough to be funny. 2. a normal amount away from my undercarriage. 3. unfortunately not. 4. anything xmat. 5. Enjoy an occasional green one. 6.Waggy. 7.Because it relies to much on inverted wingers and puts too much stress on fullbacks. 8. We'll find out soon, when he has to come off the bench. 9. Yep. 10. Electric. 11a no 11b no 11c yes, I guess. 12. Veggie because you can't let every living being off too easy.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Is your first name Katrien?

    Do you like steam trains?

    Have you ever shopped in the Crayford Aldi?
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,673
    After all the previous posts all I would like to say is welcome to the madhouse
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    Average height?

    Addickhead86 FAILS the CL height test, boo
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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,913
    Welcome. Let's get the rules out the way. Every time you see a post by me you hit that like button!

    Got it? ;)
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,913

    Welcome. Let's get the rules out the way. Every time you see a post by me you hit that like button!

    Got it? ;)

    And there is an initiation ritual where you have to go and like my last 2000 posts. Enjoy!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    BTW - expect an Inbox from @ElfsborgAddick asking if you can buy him a couple of beers :wink:
  • Addickhead86
    Addickhead86 Posts: 1,148

    Welcome. Let's get the rules out the way. Every time you see a post by me you hit that like button!

    Got it? ;)

    And there is an initiation ritual where you have to go and like my last 2000 posts. Enjoy!
    I'll do you one better and offer one of those celebratory flags.
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    A dick head. Hmm. But welcome to the madhouse anyway.
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,128

    Long time lurker. Dartford born, Crayford bred. Mayplace primary, DGS. On and off ST holder since '98. Leftie liberal ponce, sorry. OFAH fanboy, not sorry. Got street skills like Dorian Smith. Hello.

    Welcome. Same as me, what year?
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034

    BTW - expect an Inbox from @ElfsborgAddick asking if you can buy him a couple of beers :wink:

    I can do better than that.
  • Addickhead86
    Addickhead86 Posts: 1,148
    Beardface said:

    Long time lurker. Dartford born, Crayford bred. Mayplace primary, DGS. On and off ST holder since '98. Leftie liberal ponce, sorry. OFAH fanboy, not sorry. Got street skills like Dorian Smith. Hello.

    Welcome. Same as me, what year?
    1990-1998