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i_b_b_o_r_g · August 2018

ForeverAddickted · August 2018

Katrien looks on disgusted as Cabbles head is turned

bobmunro · August 2018

That's a rather enigmatic arse!

i_b_b_o_r_g · August 2018

"She was look at me!"

"No, she was looking at me!"

25May98 · August 2018

Ear, you have become such a moaner. If you won't let me give you a pearl necklace then I can look at that birds arse.

(Sorry, its very poor)

cafcfan · August 2018

van Gogh: "My other ear isn't working, I just turned this way round so I could hear you".
or
Vermeer girl: "What makes you think she'd be interested in someone wearing a short-sleeved plaid shirt that went out of fashion in the early 1990s? You ginger wanker."

cafcfan · August 2018

Or
Vermeer girl to Ben Stokes: "Come on you don't want to get into another brawl in the street right now do you?"

DaveMehmet · August 2018

I’d give my right ear to have a go on that.

killerandflash · August 2018

The next woman to be shagged by Boris Becker in a broom cupboard

Halix · August 2018

What the hell did she call me?

Exiled_Addick · August 2018

"It's a lot smaller than I expected"

DaveMehmet · August 2018

Nice arse but a shit smile.

fenn3098 · August 2018

`You do know that's a man right`?

LawrieAbrahams · August 2018

She's no oil painting.

LawrieAbrahams · August 2018

Girl on the right -"You'd like to give her a pearl necklace? But you only gave me an earring."

1StevieG · August 2018

Van Gogh “I can see why he painted the front”.

i_b_b_o_r_g · August 2018

Is the girl in the pearl neckless saying to Van Gogh "Quick we'll miss the bus"?

letthegoodtimesroll · August 2018

Mona had learnt long ago that if you really wanted to let a really attention getting fart out and get that enigmatic smile on your face nothing beats a beef vindaloo the night before...