Oi Henry, the fixtures are out so where is my season ticket?

WSS

;-)

Solidgone

I looked under the door mat this morning at 10.05 and surprisingly my new season ticket was not there.....wot is going on eh?

Henry Irving

Greenwich council said that your promiscuity and chauvinistic attitude to women are against their equality and diversity policies so you have been banned.

You can appeal to the European Court of Human Rights if y ou wish but your north upper seat has been sold already