Friday Caption Competition: Simon and Sophie

LoOkOuT

Thanks to Curb_it's post, I found this pic. Captions for the lovebirds? He doesn't looked much interested...
The best one(s) I'll try and do up properly and post later.

Stone

"What do you mean, the champers is flatter than me?"

Charlton Dan

"Come on Simon. Just another little line"

MCS

"From that angle Simon, you actually look like Iain"

Shag

*sniff sniff*

' Are you wearing my perfume again ? '

AFKABartram

'Come on Simes, perrlease.
You've always got a quote for the press, so why can't you have a line for me'

1905

"Take your hand off my arse you Palace c**t"

Or is that a bit strong!

MCS

[cite] 1905:[/cite]"Take your hand off my arse you Palace c**t"

Or is that a bit strong!

ha ha spot on 1905

Charlton Dan

"If you dont take your finger out of my gary Im gonna bite your nose off"

1905

"Simon, can you spit that out before I kiss you"

Sorry chaps I am in one of those moods - havent even been to the pub!

Curb_It

"Si can you give me the number of your tanning lady..
cos im going to sack her, you orange T*at!!"

AFKABartram

4 WEEKS IN THE JUNGLE - £20K

5 WEEKS ON LOVE ISLAND - £30K

FINDING OUT OOMPA LOOMPA'S REALLY EXIST - PRICELESS

AFKABartram

'When Max Clifford said i had to snuggle up to Jordan to get in the papers, I never knew he meant this idiot'

AFKABartram

'Can you smell bullsh*t ?'

Curb_It

god he's on a roll now...

AFKABartram

i liked my first one best, i think i'm getting steadily worse.

Did laugh at 1905s though !

Addickted

"What do they mean by 'fag hag' Simon?"

Addickted

Jordan is pulling a face like Larry Grayson in that picture. I'm sure he's about to say "Ooh, look at the muck in here"

ThreadKiller

"and what big hands you've got"

"no,you just have a little cock"

kigelia

Simon has always been a master of the one-handed wedgie.

BlackForestReds

You've been tangoed...

BlackForestReds

Enjoy the championship you tosser...

suzisausage

"i think i'm going to be sick"

BlackForestReds

Yes I'd still love you if you weren't a millionaire

BlackForestReds

So what division are Crippled Alice in again?

charltonkeston

Of course no one's laughing at you Simon.

BlackForestReds

No honestly I wasn't comparing your weiner to a cocktail sausage.

LoOkOuT

InspectorSands

"Jesus, Mark Bosnich has been here, hasn't he? What's that hanging from her nose? Any left for me?"

AFKABartram

Lookout,

there are 99% of us trying to be witty and insightful, and you go for the outright caveman abuse !!

LoOkOuT

No time for subtlety!

I'll try and do a few more of em. Your one going up next...