A thermostat for the central heating I can control via an app for when I'm not at home and don't need to turn up the heating. It's not like it takes 3 or 4 minutes to take effect when I get in. A tacky plastic thing that looks like a 1980's digital wristwatch to tell me how many steps I've taken, as if my dementia is so bad I fail to remember whether I've taken any exercise today, yesterday, whenever. Truly the millenial fuckwit's equivalent of the knitted crinoline lady cover for the bogroll - but, kudos to the manufacturers and marketeers for finding new ways to take ever increasing amounts of money from the willingly deluded for stuff that actually takes the piss out of them. Effing TV and radio ads for christmas shit on at all times of every day, as if there was no way anybody could remember the date.
A Turbo trainer for the push bike , after months of research I got the misses to buy me one for my birthday...….. after the third time of use I realised I didn't actually need it , makes a nice bike rack though .
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UsefulUselessI looked it up too but it was no skin off my nose.
A tacky plastic thing that looks like a 1980's digital wristwatch to tell me how many steps I've taken, as if my dementia is so bad I fail to remember whether I've taken any exercise today, yesterday, whenever. Truly the millenial fuckwit's equivalent of the knitted crinoline lady cover for the bogroll - but, kudos to the manufacturers and marketeers for finding new ways to take ever increasing amounts of money from the willingly deluded for stuff that actually takes the piss out of them.
Effing TV and radio ads for christmas shit on at all times of every day, as if there was no way anybody could remember the date.