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What's under the tree for your dog?

LennyLowrent
LennyLowrent Posts: 2,706
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Pig's ear here...
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,728
    I'd get killed for calling my wife that!!
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Happy Christmas Buddy

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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,386
    A one foot plus Santa toy (although it's not under the tree because if it were, it wouldn't be there long
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,223
    Piss stains.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,717
    Next doors cat.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,848
    Ours is a cat dominated household, but we have some goody bags for my sisters two spaniels, although I think the bag of Turkey off-cuts I just set aside for them will be better received:-)
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,706
    Des O'Connor
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,706
    LennyLowrent said:

    Des O'Connor

    Oh shit...
    But maybe he's fine...
    Probably fits in all threads
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,335
    A couple of toys, a slow feeder and a bag of treats.

    I pack a couple of treats in the paper so he rips them open himself.
  • WSA
    WSA Posts: 1,915
    Tranquilisers and nappies for new puppy.

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  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,899
    edited December 2018
    LennyLowrent said:

    Des O'Connor

    another Des O'Connor (in addition to the one in the unusual meal additions thread...)

  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,899
    SporadicAddick said:

    LennyLowrent said:

    Des O'Connor

    another Des O'Connor (in addition to the one in the unusual meal additions thread...)

    Have now seen the cheesy singers thread - I think I've found a home for him :-)
  • PragueAddick
    PragueAddick Posts: 22,175
    Possibly a plate of soggy Yorkshire pudding (see Christmas dinner thread)
  • WelshAddick
    WelshAddick Posts: 1,321
    A £30 dog hamper from Costco !!!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Something he left there 3 days ago.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,731
    This year, my dog, miss you Bob.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,511
    A few toys but she prefers tearing up the wrapping paper. 13 now but still goes mental for it.
  • Jensenwasclass
    Jensenwasclass Posts: 835
    Nothing as we don't have a dog, but my neighbour
    has five cats, so we buy them all a tin of luxury cat food
    from Morrisons.
    Merry Christmas all!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited December 2018
    Jensenwasclass said:

    Nothing as we don't have a dog, but my neighbour
    has five cats, so we buy them all a tin of luxury cat food
    from Morrisons.
    Merry Christmas all!

    And in return they shit in your garden! (The cats, not the owners - unless you live in Liverpool).
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,238
    A doggy selection box and a toy wrapped separately. She goes mental over the wrapping paper.

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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,432
    A couple of toys that he'll destroy in no time at all.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Usually deer leg each in the past, but they'll have some treat biscuits this year.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,423
    Absolutely feck all. they dogs are not humans. When they start buying me gifts I'll start returning the compliment. Have a photo! ;)
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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    T_C_E said:

    Absolutely feck all. they dogs are not humans. When they start buying me gifts I'll start returning the compliment. Have a photo! ;)
    image

    You've started on the humbugs early Ray! Merry Christmas to you all.
  • Addictedoldgit
    Addictedoldgit Posts: 1,830
    Nothing yet but Nelson our one eyed dog is sniffing around our hamper in background
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,731
    edited December 2018
    T_C_E said:

    Absolutely feck all. they dogs are not humans. When they start buying me gifts I'll start returning the compliment. Have a photo! ;)
    image

    They leave presents all over the grass for you to pick up.
  • sunbury-addick
    sunbury-addick Posts: 1,931
    A toy and pigs in blankets treats - love her
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    edited December 2018
    LennyLowrent said:

    Pig's ear here...

    Get mine once a week over Danson Park cafe.
    An ear is for life, not just for christmas
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,824
    T_C_E said:

    Absolutely feck all. they dogs are not humans. When they start buying me gifts I'll start returning the compliment. Have a photo! ;)
    image

    Quite impressive tongues, as the bishop said to the actresses.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,499
    Jensenwasclass said:

    Nothing as we don't have a dog, but my neighbour
    has five cats, so we buy them all a tin of luxury cat food
    from Morrisons.
    Merry Christmas all!

    Luxury.....from Morrison’s?

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