Never seem to do "1-0 to the Londoners" anymore, or Dirty Northern Bastards.
Conversely, the incest songs gets an airing every week. Supposed to be specifically for when we're playing rural clubs - Norwich, Ipswich, etc. Not for Wimbledon, Luton, Coventry, etc.
Don’t think anyone actually sang it, but a group of us on the terrace behind our goal at Grimsby, humming the American National Anthem as Mike Amman came towards us as he was going to take a goal kick. He loved it! 😂
There was a pre-season friendly 20-odd years ago where the opposing keeper left his glove bag on the goal line, and the Covered End chanted “get your handbag out the goal” until the ref made him move it.
Never seem to do "1-0 to the Londoners" anymore, or Dirty Northern Bastards.
Conversely, the incest songs gets an airing every week. Supposed to be specifically for when we're playing rural clubs - Norwich, Ipswich, etc. Not for Wimbledon, Luton, Coventry, etc.
You need to do a few away games up here mate, they quite often get sung if I have anything to do with it .
Did enjoy Brentford away a couple of seasons ago with a rousing rendition of ‘my shed, my shed is bigger than this, it’s got four walls and a window, my shed is bigger than this’
Daisy, Daisy The coppers are after you, If they catch you they'll give you a month or two. They'll tie you up with wire, Behind a black Maria, But fuck the rest, Cos we're the best And we only wanna say Allo
Number eighty-fivvvvvveeee is Kermorgant, and eighty-siiiiiiiixxxx is Kermorgant. Kermorgant! We all dream of a team of Kermorgants, A team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
Also at City Ground, Forests own original version of Valley Floyd Road, which incidentally we sung in unison. Weird to hear home and away with essentially the same song.
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lino you're a clot
Lino, lino you're a clot
lino you're a clot!
North stand do say clot, don't they? It gets a bit muffled on its way around the ground.
This is how it feels to be Millwall,
This is how it feels to be small,
You've got Morison,
We've got Joe Aribo, Joe Aribo
Would love us to come up with something for Grant, he deserves a proper song after his performances
At Old Trafford during Premiere League years.
"We all agree Eastenders is better than Corrie."
At Derby during the Maxwell reign ( youngsters might not get this one!)
"Where's your pension gone, where's your pension gone, far, far away, far far away!"
That one really ticked me.
'He's one of your own,
he's one of your own
Jimmy Saville ………..
And the come back;
He's probably your Dad,
he's probably your Dad
Jimmy Saville....
The coppers are after you,
If they catch you they'll give you a month or two.
They'll tie you up with wire,
Behind a black Maria,
But fuck the rest,
Cos we're the best
And we only wanna say Allo
Allo Charlton Aggro, Charlton Aggro, Allo Allo!
We all agree, Aizlewoods better than Hoddle.
Especially after he equalised following his missed pen.
So how about singing @stackitsteve version
Oh South London
Oh South London
Is wonderful
Is wonderful
Oh South is wonderful its full of Chips, The Valley and Charlton
Oh South London is wonderful
To the tune of 'you were always on my mind'
EUELL IS ALWAYS ON MY MIND
Maybe he doesn’t score them quite as often as he used to.
Maybe he doesn’t shine now quite as often as his shoes do.
Little things that he still does with style – like the tackle from behind – Euell is always on our mind, Euell is always on our mind.
Oh South London is wonderful
It's in the Ultra Low Emission Zone
Oh South London is wonderful
To Tony Roberts daggers keeper who took it all and gave it back in good spirits
Number eighty-fivvvvvveeee is Kermorgant, and eighty-siiiiiiiixxxx is Kermorgant. Kermorgant!
We all dream of a team of Kermorgants,
A team of Kermorgants, a team of Kermorgants
He lost one, when Karlan scored a goal,
So now he aims to
Change his full name to,
Kristian Bollock by deed poll.
I thank you.
Pie in her pocket
she's got a pie in her pocket
she's got a pie in her pocket.....
Probably only sung by about 10 people (very loudly), with 300+ others giggling and tutting.