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Food statements !!! (Let's make the Brexit thread read like Little house on the prairie)

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  • All menus are written by Amanda
  • 17. Tony No'Cahones doesn't understand chip portions
  • Haywards make Piccalilli
    Branston make pickle
    Heinz make tomato sauce and salad cream
    HP make brown sauce (Daddies is also acceptable)
    Coleman's make brown sauce
    Hellmans make mayonnaise
    Lea & Perrins make Worcester Sauce

    Diversifying from these trusted brands is only for the foolish and the reckless. Please can someone explain this to my mother.
  • One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.
  • One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
  • Haggis and bacon rolls is the breakfast of champions

    Haggis, bacon rolls and a couple of pints is the breakfast of champions.
  • Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
  • One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
    Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.
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  • se9addick said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
    Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.
    Branstons is on par with Tesco blue stripe beans!
  • se9addick said:

    One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Branstons?
    Branson’s is the king of baked beans. Heinz is for sentimentalists.
    Branstons is on par with Tesco blue stripe beans!
    I haven't tried the Tesco ones but I can only assume they're delicious.
  • Bacon is a gorgeous breakfast item but almost nowhere beyond the occasional greasy spoon is able to cook it right and you end up with rigid, leathery, salty strips of rubber with zero taste.
  • Christmas food should not include cranberry sauce.
  • MrLargo said:

    People who eat liver and kidney are only a small step away from becoming cannibals.

    Just give me a bottle of Chianti !!

  • One should only ever consume Heinz Baked Beans. Other brands are poor imitations.

    Actually Branston baked beans are really nice.

  • Anybody who thinks lettuce in a hamburger is a good idea should be given a prison sentence.
  • All double dippers are swingers
  • CatAddick said:

    16. Vegetarians should not complain when I, as an omnivore, eat 'their' pizza and sandwiches from the fridge.

    I'm not going to restrict my options, even if they want to

    Fixed for you.
  • 16. Parsnips are the perverts vegetable.

    I love a roasted parsnip.





    What?
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  • 10 Italy has the most interesting and diverse food culture in the world.

    Nope, China has Italy beat, hands down.
  • iaitch said:

    1905 said:

    Dinner ladies forcing kids to eat Tapioca, should be prepared for the whole lot to be thrown up over them (Pelham Road Junior School c1976)

    Is tapioca the stuff that looks like frog spawn or is that sago?

    A primary school staple dessert.
    Yep, frogspawn - but very much less edible!

  • Admin!! I'm being bullied by the Branston boys!!
  • The best filling for a croissant is back bacon.
  • Fiiish said:

    The best filling for a croissant is back bacon.

    Even rigid, leathery, salty strips of rubber with zero taste?
  • Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    About 9, according to Tony
  • 18. I can't take tuna seriously as a fish. Rancid.
  • Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
  • Greenie said:

    Fiiish said:

    People who put ketchup/vinegar on communal portions of chips are utter bastards.

    What is a communal portion of chips?
    Never ever share chips, when asked if they want chips and they say no, that is the end of the matter...when I come back with my chips, keep your festering fingers away....!
    There's a pub near my office that does massive group portion which we sometimes order to go with our lunchtime drinks, and half the time there's some moron who thinks they can get away with emptying a pint of condiments on food they never even paid for.
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